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Nigeria
Joined June 2019
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GREAT IFA retweeted
i no sure say i ready for the kind fooling wey this nysc khaki dey attract bruhh 😂😂
one woman legit stood in front of me and gave me salute on the road.. i no even know wetin to do 😭😭
GREAT IFA retweeted
You will know that what pained Baba Okoya more was his son’s choice of future partner. Wealthy people choose their children’s spouses
It didn’t even take time for The Cole’s family to come out and reject their son’s engagement to Wofai Fada that year. If to say Lerry sef take one more step, e for see Otedola A4 letterhead paper 😭. 🏃
We wealthy people don’t joke with our children 🏃
GREAT IFA retweeted
I remember when we were in school in Ilorin, one of my hostel guys got a girl pregnant back home. He begged her not to keep the baby, but she refused.
Fast forward, the baby was born, this guy was still struggling financially. One day, the girl reported him to Human Rights, and they came to our hostel to pick him up. 😂😭
They took him to their office and told him how much he had to pay every month to take care of the child.
When he came back to the hostel, he gave me the full gist. I asked him one question:
“Bro, you don run DNA test?”
My guy looked at me like I was mad. 😭😂 He had never even thought about it!
Long story short, this guy had to save money for months to do a DNA test. The result came back…
99% NOT HIS CHILD. 😭😭😂
Since that day, this guy has never stopped thanking me for saving his life. He even hyped me again today after watching my Manchester United video, and that’s what reminded me of this story. 😂😂😭
GREAT IFA retweeted
Nahhhhhh I don waste money 🤦🏽♂️ fuckkkkkk! No wealthy man love the poor like this. We move!
GREAT IFA retweeted
“anything happens to me today una go too suffer”
Funniest shyt I’ve seen in my life, if you kpai them go survive like mad brother 😂😂😂
my younger sister asked me;
“brother david are you doing skincare, i think you should start and all”
i just looked at her and smiled and said; look around you, the house we live in, who do you think pays the rent? your fees and everyone’s fees, who do you think pays for it. anything you can think of my dear sister, anything. just ask me who pays for it. you’d understand why i don’t smile enough and don’t have enough time for myself. anything happens to me today una go too suffer. she didn’t say a word after that. 😂
GREAT IFA retweeted
my younger sister asked me;
“brother david are you doing skincare, i think you should start and all”
i just looked at her and smiled and said; look around you, the house we live in, who do you think pays the rent? your fees and everyone’s fees, who do you think pays for it. anything you can think of my dear sister, anything. just ask me who pays for it. you’d understand why i don’t smile enough and don’t have enough time for myself. anything happens to me today una go too suffer. she didn’t say a word after that. 😂
GREAT IFA retweeted
This summer nepo kele wey I de with o, 22year old never enter public transport for her life😭😭😭😭 I was so ashamed that day the way she was excited to try it and she de show the excitement de do selfie w me inside bus and keke everybody just de look us 😭
GREAT IFA retweeted
Gave someone my Netflix login. The Guy changed my details and updated it to his own including the debit card and logged me out.
I recovered my account later and restored the details leaving their card there and changed the subscription plan from Basic to Premium.
GREAT IFA retweeted
My dad bought me a phone back then. Few days later I dropped the phone in church as a seed.
My papa wan craze. He no fit believe the fool wey him born 😭😭😭
GREAT IFA retweeted
I dropped everything I had as Shiloh sacrifice because we were told the seed/sacrifice must be a painful one.
Going back home, I sold my phone for transport 💀
Did it again at another conference. I begged strangers & conductor to get home.
GREAT IFA retweeted
The man I married and the girl I gave birth to left me at home yesterday morning and haven’t returned since. 😂😭 I’m not even angry, but why are they calling me to come and open the gate for them now? Wetin concern me? 😭😂
