When It Rains Get Wet

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Joined May 2009
Korey Payne retweeted
When Jeremiah Smith win NFLROY please start the highlight reel with this clip, I’m begging yall.
Curt Cignetti on how to stop Jeremiah Smith😂
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Korey Payne retweeted
Whenever the dealer flops me combo draw but bricks
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Replying to @DissidentWire
Batman could not have beaten this story out of me.
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Tua figuring out who he has to pass the ball to 🤣
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Korey Payne retweeted
Telling your boys to meet you in the handicap stall.
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Replying to @whitezexy
@grok there’s no way I’m reading this translation correctly - what’s the first prize in this event and why?
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Korey Payne retweeted
Someone gotta nerf the Colorado Mexicans. We getting too powerful.
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The best minute countdown alive. Shitting on the new years eve ball drop
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The titty grab is crazy
SoCal's 22-year-old sensation Jordan Lucas plays with his entire personality. FUCKING FIERCE.
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Korey Payne retweeted
World Famous @flyinlyons giving @jeffplatt one of his most memorable interviews. 10k buy-in WSOP main event day 1. That kids text to his backer(s) must have been lovely.
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Omg man 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Joe Rogan and Andrew Huberman look up how many Americans die from medical error each year, and the answer floors them both. ROGAN: “Okay, so medical error is responsible for 251,000 deaths a year.” HUBERMAN: “Whoa, that’s crazy.” ROGAN: “Do you understand how insane that is? Imagine if that was Pop-Tarts.” That number comes from a 2016 Johns Hopkins study published in the BMJ. It estimated medical errors kill 251,454 Americans a year, which makes them the third leading cause of death, behind only heart disease and cancer. And it gets worse. A 2023 Johns Hopkins and Harvard study found that misdiagnosis alone kills an estimated 371,000 Americans a year and leaves another 424,000 permanently disabled. If an airline killed that many people, nobody would ever board a plane again.
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Korey Payne retweeted
Voting is the adult version of writing a letter to Santa Claus
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Knowingly *
Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.
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“Now make the schizos look like oracles”
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Korey Payne retweeted
Imagine being given somewhere around 80 years on a planet floating through an incomprehensibly enormous universe, surrounded by billions of people you will never meet, mysteries you will never solve, places you will never see, and more knowledge than you could absorb in a thousand lifetimes... and spending the whole damn thing worrying about money, arguing with strangers, impressing people you don't even like, and doing something you hate five days a week because somebody convinced you that was life. I don't know, man. I think we may have gotten a few things terribly wrong.
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Aaron Rodgers is my new favorite player of all time. Inject this entire rant into my veins.
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That’s my quarterback !
So, is the consensus here that Lock was looking for Maye, but Maye sprinted to the locker room and Lock called Maye a bitch ass? 😂
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