hoopz, humor, & high strangeness #fudd

trapped in my mind
Joined January 2012
#RapLikeLilWayne "batmans sidekick getting fat, call him robin thicke"
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guy who lived in free artist housing in nyc for being a comedian: "socialism is bad"
I honestly didn’t expect Larry David to come out firing like this:
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“Before the London game, Hurts was in the hospital until 4 am and did not sleep because sleep was a risk. He played without having slept.” If this is true, you need to fire everyone involved in the decision to put Hurts on the field. Howie should even be grilled for this.
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david b retweeted
What’s happening in France is a wake-up call to the entire world. 🌍 The cost of living keeps rising while everyday people struggle to survive. People are tired of working hard just to barely get by. Governments need to start listening to the people before frustration turns into chaos. 💯🙏🏽
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insane slight of hand here where they casually explain that the units fell into intense disrepair in the first place because “they had tenants living in them for decades” who “left them in need of repairs” as if it wasn’t the landlords’ job to maintain them in the first place
These NYC apartments are standing empty, not because the owners don't want to rent them, but because rent stabilization laws prohibit them from charging enough to earn back the costs of necessary repairs. My latest for @WSJFreeEx
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Danny Trejo's son posted this about his father's upcoming movie. It's very sad and eye opening
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Guys I'm reversing course on sharply as I finish drafting AJ Brown: it's AJ Brown with Drake Maye. as a long time Jalen Hurts fader why wouldn't I make the excuse for AJB's 2025 and buy in to him on this offense? Omarion Hampton: if I don't like Keaton why don't I like Hampton?
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BREAKING: We have obtained the footage. Full episode tonight @ 9pm Eastern. Live on our YouTube. See you there.
Okay fine I will investigate the Kelly Clarkson bird story.
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david b retweeted
the apocalypse is gunna have like two gunfights a year max and you’ll probably lose the second and die instantly. Zombie shows did so much damage to our brains man. You don’t want the apocalypse you are just desperate for COMMUNITY. Go make friends bro.
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the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Recent reports asserted that the second apron is hurting “lower” and “middle” class players. That’s untrue. Since the implementation of the second apron, the number of players on team rosters has remained the same and annual salaries have increased by nearly $1.3 billion resulting in pay increases of approximately 30% for all classes of players.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The claim of ~30% pay increases "for all classes" since the second apron is misleading; overall salaries rose (e.g. ~$5.2B to $5.8B in recent data) but median/middle-class gains lag top contracts, with players reporting fewer MLE deals and squeezed opportunities. nytimes.com/athletic/67606… mr-bridge.com/studies/nba-sa… espn.com/espn/print?id=…
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david b retweeted
The average NBA team is worth $6.64 billion, according to data compiled by Sportico. The Golden State Warriors rank first at $14.5 billion, while the Memphis Grizzlies rank last at $4.2 billion Full list: sportico.com/feature/nba-tea…
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she looks like the last person to see hansel and gretel alive.
Susan Dell, wife of Dell Technologies CEO Michael Dell, encouraged families to register for Trump Accounts while speaking alongside the president on Wednesday. After Mrs. Dell’s speech, President Trump asked Mr. Dell whether his wife was considering running for office and gave her his "complete and total endorsement." The Dells previously pledged a donation of $6.25 billion to the Trump Accounts.
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Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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One of the biggest issues we have as a society is platforming and magnifying loud people instead of smart & genuinely good people. It’s a huge reason for a ton of problems.
Stephen A. Smith mocks Lane Johnson for retiring to focus on his mental health
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT IN THAT RED DRESS??
Trump: "I could've done very bad things to Hillary Clinton. I could've done very very bad things to Joe Biden. I could've done very bad things to Barack Hussein Obama ... I can do whatever I want, if I want."
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Trump to children: "You're so good-looking"
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Not to political post but a lot of american leftists are so obsessed with virtue signaling theyre ready to turn on the single best hope for a future of socialism because the mayor of the biggest city in a country run by zionists has to stand stone faced with the government
Mamdani is stone-faced as the protesters call him a traitor and sellout.
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Glen Powell is staying quiet on politics in interviews because "over time I realized that politics divide people." "People trying to prove their point — for me, it’s the worst version of a conversation. I genuinely do not like the discourse. It’s not as healthy as it once was. [Engaging in politics] is not presently possible. I applaud people for jumping into those things and fighting for what they believe in. If I were a political person, I would be talking about it. For me, my calling is elsewhere.” (via Esquire) variety.com/2026/film/news/g…
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david b retweeted
"The Departed" is a pretty silly movie. Jack Nicholson gets worried about a cop in his crew. His crew is like 5 guys where 4 of them don't really speak English and one of them is brand new and just dropped out of the state police academy
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david b retweeted
The perfect tweet doesn't exis--
My boss Zooming in for a meeting that was mandatory in person for the rest of the team
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