Fearless and handsome protector of the universe! Defending Earth from Martians since you could crawl in the 24th and a half CENTURY! (NOT AFFILIATED WITH WB!)

Joined June 2026
[INTRO] Greetings my fellow primitive beings from the [Planet] X!.. I could've sworn there was a blue bird somewhere- But anyway, I shall claim this platform in the name of EARTH! And-... W-wait..ZERO FOLLOWERS?! CADET! DID YOU FORGET TO PLUG IN THE SUBSPACE TRANSMITTER?!
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// Genuinely don't know what to say this is just.. A lot to process rn
Eric Bauza has passed away.
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Sniff... T-thank you Mr. Coyote.. At least someone appreciates my talent
| You played | | your part | | brilliantly! | ,?| þ ( '| B / / | | / / □
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COYOTE! COYOTE PLEEEEASE YA GOTTA JOIN MY ARMY! WE NEED TO END @1KnightOfMili Remember that personal chef I gave you for Christmas?
. . . |❗|WILE E. COYOTE JOINS PARODY TWITTER!|❗️| [#MVRP #PTWT] (+READ ALT)
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W-WHAT IS THIS NO TALENTED BALL OF HAIR DOING HERE?!
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I THINK WE NEED TO KILL @1KnightOfMili He's been having too good for far too long! There's GOTTA be something wrong with him!
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Didn't you have a cancelled a movie where a kid touched your nuts?
“At least my scrapped role was far more important”
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That would lower my scores on the movie!
“It would have been better if it had me in it”
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coyote vs acme was ok
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AN ENTIRE SHORT DEDICATED TO MOI?? What is this, heaven?! And here I thought Twitter was the place for the bad ones... Well as always, I look as handsome as Robin Williams!
Daffy Season (produced by @dneg and distributed by VVS Films in Canada) has been rated PG by Alberta Film Classification and its runtime is 7 minutes. It will play before the Canadian release of Coyote vs. ACME. #DaffySeason #CoyotevsACME @CoyoteACMEMovie
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I look GORGEOUS!
New look at Daffy Duck in ‘COYOTE VS ACME’. The film releases in theaters on August 28.
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Does anybody want to watch chimptopia?
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CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS retweeted
Vivsipop watching all the "made by vivsipop" memes get replaced by "made by gooseworks" memes
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I like to eat apples & bananas
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Do you see this Cadet?! @1KnightOfMili The Martian nerd is obsessed with me like I'm sort of celebrity! I don't know if I should be honored or creeped out... Brrrrrrrr! 🥶
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What? Do you think I have the time to study your family tree?? We're mortal enemies remember?... But I suppose, even a duck such as myself has to congratulate you, raise her well..tho she'd learn things better with me
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Obvious slander, my propaganda is protecting the earth!.. As long as I'm not napping, pirating old episodes of Off Duty Cop on my monitor (can you believe they cancelled that after 54 seasons?!) Or doing literally anything else but besides that, I'm always up to do some rescuing
“And your propaganda is blowing up planets, isn’t that right?”
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//Lowkey would love to do parodies of these characters. This has been fun
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Commander Weepers! He's got a big airhead shaped like yours.. Tho I suppose you do have two eyeballs
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Blah Blah Blah NANANANANA I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT! Your propaganda is obvious!
“..Take over Earth? Is that really what you think? No, no, Earth is not a target in our list. It was a personal request of mine as it obstructed my view of planet Venus”
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YOU TRIED TO TAKE OVER EARTH A BAJILLION TIMES! Just ask your queen for your daily track records. And I, as the hero obviously, have to put a stop to your nonsensical schemes!
“… Yeah, captain. Not planets…”
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And notice how you didn't deny my evil Martian propaganda point? Dodgers - 1 Martian Nerd - 0
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