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THEM: “So, you’re a comedian? What’s that like?” ME:
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No matter what happens today, I got a sick tan working at the polls so at least I’ll look HOT for the Civil War 🥵🤣🤪😭
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Tim Waltz checks more boxes than a gynecologist ✅😆 let’s goooo! #HarrisWaltz2024
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I mean, he’s no Tim Kaine but… 🤪😂🤣😭 #HarrisWalz2024
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Super? More like Mids Bowl AT BEST
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Cry January going GREAT 😭
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Perfect metaphor for DC tbh 💁‍♀️
The three rats carrying their dinner really make this photo. All I wanted was a nice picture of the Union Station wreaths.
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Eagles game got more flags than the U.N. 😅🦅😭
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Not my kicker having more pts than my QB rn 😅🤣😭 #fantasy #week4
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yeah, LA is cool but have you tried going 1132 days without meeting a single influencer?? 💅
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Do you think we call our partners "baby" because we want to love and care for and nurture them OR because, several times a day, we're forced to see their poop? 🥴
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Okay, so I'm not an alien (as far as I know) BUT they did tell me that Earth is the Florida of the Universe—and I believe ‘em!
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In a relationship and just found out I’m legally required to say “babe” no less than 7,531 times per day 🥰 (pls send help)
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So there’s no host because of the writers strike. But the presenters are reading off a teleprompter. So who wrote that?
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At the bar waiting for a beer, this older YT dude chats me up. Says he was going to a concert but found out the performer was a “transvestite” and he didn’t want to see “that freaky shit.” Next breath homeboy explains that last wknd he saw an awesome David Bowie tribute band 🤦‍♀️
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Every time you walk alongside a chainlink fence, show some RESPECT! #riptina #simplythebest
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Rest in chaos, Jer 🥊
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WGA members have authorized a strike by 97.85%. Writers are ready for a deal from the studios that allows writers to share in the success of the content they create and build a stable life. #WGAStrong
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