Me almost to the restaurant I’m on hold with trying to place a pickup order with

App update descriptions sum up 90% of 1:1’s with a manager

The #TVA knew about $GME

How it started: [Company I bought a USB thumb drive from 11 years ago] "we are here for you during these unprecedented times!" how it's going: BLACK FRIDAY STARTS NOW!

nobody: COVD-19 Deniers: I guess the "virus" just stops at the border??

Nobody: Climate Change Deniers: Lots of people enjoying this 70 degree day in November, I guess global warming is over??

Vote for my #RockawayBeach flag design! rockawave.com/articles/sweet…

so Ad astra is just "Space Cowboys" 2?

you vs. the guy she told you about

"what a boring conundrum" is the perfect term for those small oversights that can ripple through a project @donttrythis youtube.com/watch?v=TT8PzFaZ…

New Coronavirus theory; The Government is keeping us home to switch all the road signs to metric

Exhibit A: Left forearm tattoos

Adventurous eating in quarantine: Eating a piece of fully cooked chicken sausage during dinner prep

Remember when @tomdelonge discovered aliens? Can we go back to that global phenomenon?

Boarding a Delta flight: Anyone who needs extra time Active military service Frist Class Delta Sky Priority Delta Premium Comfort Delta Regular Comfort Delta Comfort - Delta Regular Economy+ Delta Regular w/ seatbelts Delta Economy Remaining Passengers Anyone who's never flown

Requesting a "Still Untiled" episode about Planet Hollywood and it's place in movie prop history @nchan @testedcom @donttrythis