@DCDBeerSnake

The single greatest entity in the UFL today. I’m a stylin', profilin', limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' and dealin' son of a gun.

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Joined March 2020
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Let’s talk about how to make me greater than I already am for the upcoming @XFLDefenders season. I’m feeling frisky today, full of great ideas. Walk with me. I won’t bite. #DCDMarketingSnake
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Doesn’t matter if it’s St. Louis or Orlando, we keep Anthony Becht in our back pocket. Always next year, Coach.
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What are we doing? Call a timeout!
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What a hit
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HOLY SHIT
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Flat second half, should have been another 40-burger, but easy dub. Job done.
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Juggernaut
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This is a savage beating. Those frauds lost their mystique last year when Coach Harris told Skippy Boy to go get his shine box after we beat their ass. The league’s one and only glamour team owns these backwater bamas.
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Defenders Beer Snake retweeted
CJ The Terrible@chris_eppsApr 25
Replying to @UFLDefenders
@UFLDefenders laying the wood tonight! @DCDBeerSnake
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Valladay’s got another gear
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Oh, look. We’re beating AJ McCarron again.
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Second fucking time he’s been hit after sliding. Call it.
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Well, that was dumb. Come on, man.
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Little bro gonna get this one. Think we’ll be fine. Jordan was meh, team wasn’t sharp.
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Still the only team that beats us is ourselves.
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Defenders Beer Snake retweeted
katurday_11@katurday_1125 Jun 2025
🗣️@XFLDefenders fans: we haven’t heard of an official UFL Championship party so let’s make our own! Come out to @GoBigTrain baseball 7/5 to celebrate the historic dub with fellow fans! More info to come if/as I have it! Spread the word!🛡️🫡 #ShieldsUp #XFL #UFL #FeedTheSnake
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Defenders Beer Snake retweeted
Matty Fresh@MattyFreshTV15 Jun 2025
THE DC DEFENDERS HAVE DONE IT!!! YOUR 2025 UFL CHAMPIONS!!!🛡️🆙 Shannon Harris pulls off the unthinkable in his first year as a head football coach. Jordan Ta’amu shows the world who the real MVP is. What a story. What a team. What a night.
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