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Author. Silly bastard

Salford, England
Joined March 2011
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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🌟GIVEAWAY TIME DAYO🌟 We're giving you the chance to win Life is Pain Dayo Plushies dayo! makeship.com/products/life-i… How to enter? ✅Follow @Makeship and @henyathegenius 🔄Repost (retweet) this post The giveaway ends on July 3rd DAYO! Two winners will be randomly selected and contacted by @Makeship dayo! Good luck everyone dayo! 📛💜
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Seriously thinking about turning the fryers off and just slicing the potatoes directly onto the staff car park.
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GUYS ITS HAPPENING
🤖 Made with AI
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“My party betrayed me.”
🚨 NEW: A Labour source says Keir Starmer feels "betrayed" "He gave everything to Labour, including sacrificing much of his children's teenage years to help make the party electable. He feels deeply betrayed, especially by those he believed were loyal to him"
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My invitation code: GEVYH4LY2K Join the Zenless Zone Zero Version 3.0 Return Event to earn up to 340 Polychromes and get a chance to win game consoles, figures, and merch! Return to the game or register and link an invitation code to claim Polychrome ×60! hoyo.link/E0T2fpjgC?s_c=GEVY… – at Urmston, England
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The girl who stabbed 3 pupils in a Manchester school today was Russian. The teacher who saved the rest of the pupils and was stabbed himself was Mr. Abdulla.
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Please pray for my husband, he got stung by a bee in the forehead. He’s in the hospital now, his face all swollen and bruised. He almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with a shovel.
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Twitter is censoring anyone who says or implies that Trump staged a shooting again. Whatever you do, do not post about how this was a giant sympathy farming false flag completely staged by the regime.
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Dick Van Dyke turned 100 years old a few months ago and is no longer allowed to play with LEGOs.
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Piers Morgan's origin.
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Sharon Osborne attending tiny goose-stepper Tommy Robinson’s march is peak plastic patriot. Lived in Beverly Hills for 25+ years. Left when the tax bill got too high. Had a $1.7 million IRS lien for unpaid taxes. Came back to Britain after a racism controversy ended her American TV career. Now performs British patriotism cosplaying as working class from her 350-acre Grade II listed estate in Jordans, Buckinghamshire.
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One of the best days of my life… Pappy McPoyle brings me joy! And Danny is pure life!
Danny Devito and Guillermo Del Toro racing through the Sunny lot
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Dear trans people: 🏳️‍⚧️ You matter 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ You are loved 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ You are valued 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ You are important 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍⚧️ Your identity is real & valid 🏳️‍⚧️
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I'm the Big Boss of the underground transgender mafia. Tonight, we feast on KitKats. Tomorrow, da world.
BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 Liz Truss suggests “underground transgender mafia” may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen.
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