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Not David Beckham

@DB_DavidBeckham

David Beckham (Parody) Football Icon, Married to a woman who is thinner than most Ethiopians, and i have #Goldenballs (Supposidly)

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Joined February 2012
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Is this Adam Johnson's new car?...... #AdamJohnson #Johnson
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I went to a French restaurant earlier and asked for some #pancakes The waiter was a bit scary though, he gave me the crepes.... #PancakeDay
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Romeo asked for some Beats by Dre for #Christmas. I'm sure he's in for a huge surprise in the morning!
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Andy Murray wins #SportsPersonalityOfTheYear Now he just has to find a personality.
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If I was Jose Mourinho, I would buy Ozil with my £40million pay off and let him assist me in my house. #Mourinho
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I've been to the year 3000, not much has changed but Jamie Vardy has scored in 37430 consecutive Barclay's Premier League games #MUFC #LCFC
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My thoughts go out to the people of Paris. Absolutely shocking scenes last night. Stay safe. #PrayForParis
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I'm going to dress as the Premier League trophy for #Halloween and go around scaring Chelsea fans #CFC #LFC ##halloween2015
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Just found where Rita got her inspiration for her outfit tonight..... #XFactor #XFactorJudgesHouse
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Not Jurgen Klopp@ScouseKloppLFC25 Oct 2015
My 3rd match as Liverpool manager, and my third match tied. I'm just too good at drawing.....#LFC #LFCvSOU
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Not Jurgen Klopp@ScouseKloppLFC17 Oct 2015
My first match as Liverpool manager. Just taught Coutinho about the birds and the bees he's picking it up well #LFC
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Not Jurgen Klopp@ScouseKloppLFC13 Oct 2015
Just been to training and realised It's #NoBraDay. Convenient as this guy keeps making a tit of himself in defence.
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When is the @TheRock FINALLY coming back to Manchester, England?
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Not Jurgen Klopp@ScouseKloppLFC9 Oct 2015
Watching England vs Estonia to scout my new Liverpool players. Adam Lallana is looking good #England #ENGvEST
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Not Jurgen Klopp@ScouseKloppLFC9 Oct 2015
I've taken Jon Flanagan under my wing, well, I've tried to give him his own wings.... #LFC #JurgenKlopp #KloppLFC
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Not Jurgen Klopp@ScouseKloppLFC9 Oct 2015
I've heard about people having chips on their shoulder, but Mamadou Sakho has a chip on his head! #LFC #Klopp
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Not Jurgen Klopp@ScouseKloppLFC9 Oct 2015
Liverpool and I are delighted to announce the signing of Xavi on a 17 year contract #WelshXavi #LFC #JurgenKlopp
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Not Jurgen Klopp@ScouseKloppLFC9 Oct 2015
I've arrived at Anfield and met all the players. Great to see I can pick Sloth from the Goonies for my team sheet.
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Question for all my followers. Take your mind back to when you first followed me, what was the reason you followed me? 😁
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5p for a #bag with this new #bagcharge I already have a bag for life though, she's called Victoria..... 😝😝 #plasticbags
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