i have a letter from the pope and a rocket launcher, what do you have

Doggerland
Joined February 2025
I hate the news becauze 99% of these stories its either some ragebait policy paper or a bill being voted into law in 24 hours
JUST IN: 🇬🇧 UK considers requiring citizens to pay for a TV license to watch YouTube, Netflix, and other streaming platforms.
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Id rather kill myself than look or act or be like this guy and i think tech people dont understand that
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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That tiktok video of that woman pretending to be “viral cheezit girl” has a very “new yorker magazine shouts and murmurs section” vibe to it
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One of the guys to ever do it
🕊️ "Office Space" star Richard Riehle has died at 78. tmz.com/2026/10/19/richard-r…
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First: animal collective in prospect park Last: lucy dacus somewhere in philly (i was too drunk)
First concert: The Strokes with Cage the Elephant and Thundercat at the Am Fam Amphitheatre this summer
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I cant prove this but this is because she isnt a nepo baby
Her stylist needs to exit whatever fantasy land he’s living in where she’s 5’10” and enter REALITY where she is a crisp 5’0”
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Sorry saoirse but your use of the word courting is disgusting and horrible
The moment Saoirse Ronan knew that Jack Lowden was “the one” “Jack loves how much I love food… I remember when we were sort of courting. I think I was eating like a burger or something, and I looked at him and I was like, ‘What are you looking at?’ He said, ‘I’m watching you while you eat the burger because you’re getting so much out of it.’ And that was when I knew. I was like, ‘You’re my guy.’”
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once you see it you can’t unsee it…
finding out that she’s saying all of this because of ICE makes this meme less funny….
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Its really small thats why his pants dont rip
It’s always his shirt ripping but never his pants like lemme see that big green cock
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Imagine growing up talking to a camera
WHATEVER SHE SIZE, SHE SIZE! SHE IS THE SIZE WHAT SHE SIZE!
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Jack nicholson dragging his family to a job interview for hotel caretaker without having the job is some psycho shit tho
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Reminds me a lot of traveling in parts of america with black people and the restaurant staff ignoring them
This is so uncomfortably realistic
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Editors have cool terms of art for hanging words, and paragraphs. Theres one for hanging word of a sentence, hanging sentence of a graf and hanging graf on a page. Ill ask my dad what they all are again if i remember
Gillian Anderson reveals that The X-Files creator spent nine years manipulating her dialogue into weird geometric shapes, banning all "widows" from her script pages "Chris Carter came up to me who was directing the feature. He looked at my sides where my lines were, and he said, 'Look, no widows'" "No widows on your little paragraphs that each character has. The word went all the way to the end with the period, so there wasn't, you didn't like end halfway through that line" "So it was a perfect rectangle. So the dialogue was designed visually for nine years"
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Was kinda hitting my stride flirting with this woman at a wedding and then she goes on a rant abt how its bad to call people nepo babies? How are you from canada with an opinion like that
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THEY LITERALLY CAN'T DO ANYTHING HE WANTS 😭😭😭
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If i had to pick one expression from the 90s i hate more than all others, its “lets not and say we did”
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1) i doubt its as absorbent 2) id be stressed out by the lack of friction leading to it going all over the place 3) because of the lack of friction its an increased tripping hazard so your gonna bust ur ass and break ur hip literally because of america :|
When you enter my home you gotta step on the American flag 1st
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Ive been on both ends of this exchange and the only thing that that fact reminds me of is creed bratton from the office describing cults as “you have more fun as a follower but you make more money as a leader”
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Our superstructure used to be so shiny
Randy Quaid and Laura Dern as Randy and Vicki Weaver for the CBS movie The Siege at Ruby Ridge
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