Slimecicle

“ I CAN HEAR YOU'VE LEFT ME ENTWINED! ”

Apologies the voices took over AHAHAHA

I hate all of you

My wife is a BITCH and I love her SO MUCH.

I enjoy kissing people they taste funny!

Despite being very curious and childish and seemingly oblivious to the world, he's thousands of years old, just a few centuries younger than Phil He's been around for a while just puts up a front

I can change the color of his slime to seem more human, usually around Las Nevadas he has brown hair and pale skin It just looks a lot creepier when he melts like that though

He will randomly kiss people 90% of the time he means nothing by it and sees it as a platonic act If told not to he won't anymore though (aka I as a mun respect your characters boundaries)

He can mitosis, but it does not make a clone it's more like giving birth, whoever he deems the other parent to be is who the baby slime thing also looks like

He can simply boil himself and explode if he tries hard enough, takes a second though

Much like a cat, Charlie makes a purr like sound when he's happy But the vibrations mixed with his slime make it more of a gurgling sound

Where the fuck is my bitch wife.

He melts when he's nervous or left in the sun too long and he gets sticky when he gets wet :3//

Btw remember this a grown ass man I am not in any way infantilizing him, if he acts childish it's just that he's childish. I'm not portraying him LIKE a child He has childlike wonder, he's naive, but not in any way a child he's like 10,000 years old//

Big Q says I'm handsome!

This guy gets me