Software Developer / Data Geek / Author @pluralsight #PowerBI #ML #NetCore
New Zealand
Joined February 2013
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Nope. I wear glasses, and I am guessing this won’t work well for me…
Even if I did want to wear a headset for 8+ hours a day (which I don’t).
Or maybe…. Just maybe, the UK could go look at how New Zealand does things.
There are alternatives!
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After a lengthy process, we are moving to New Zealand.
Looking forward to continuing our family journey, down under!
ALT Singapore airlines plane sat on the tarmac at Heathrow airport.
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I have been quiet on here for quite some time now. Whilst there are many reasons for this, the biggest one by far is my family’s decision to make a big lifestyle change….
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dear disney,
yes, i know i didn't ask your permission before i started selling bootleg copies of your movies from my table on the sidewalk, but i mailed you a dollar.
you're welcome,
molly
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Another NFT dumpster fire, selling things that don’t belong to them.
Earlier in the week, some numpty was selling “colours”.
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Speed up your #PowerBI reports with this one simple trick…
ALT Power BI SKU sizes at crazy prices per month (35 - 70k)
Started the day with my brain refusing to tell me the master password for my password manager.
That was a fun few minutes. 😐
#monday
Doesn’t sound very secure.
Messenger’s end-to-end encrypted chats and calls are available to everyone theverge.com/2022/1/27/22904…
I asked @JennyBear2007 how much she thought a new MacBook would set me back earlier.
Her guess was more than it costs.
Don’t know if this gives me the OK to buy one, or if this is a trap.
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Yesterday, I completed my tax return and almost had a heart attack over the amount of tax owed.
…And then my money gets spent on shit like this, for talentless, over-promoted morons, who think people are impressed by private jets.
independent.co.uk/travel/new…
The critical bug that I am dealing with today, appears to be caused by date formats and the @MSPowerBI embedded report configuration object.
Something that has been working for years, suddenly broken.
Don’t fancy my chances of quickly explaining this one to MS support. 😕
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Hey @mossofbath
Is it standard practice to charge people £70 and not actually do any work?
An elderly neighbour of mine had issues with her smart TV, you arrived, did nothing, then charged her for it.
We fixed the issue, so I don’t rate your skills much either.
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There’s probably good reason for this, but I wish there was more granular control on the size of #PowerBI embedded capacity sizes.
ALT Table listing out the different sizes and prices of the Power BI embedded SKU’s
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What I really want to be able to do, is scale up/down when required… but just by CPU.
Don’t want to have to jump from 4 v-cores to 8 v-cores and pay for the memory we don’t need.
Always doubling cost between SKU’s hits the wallet hard.
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