Lover of @starwars, theme parks, and all things nerdy || probably in Disney World || definitely sleep deprived || he/him
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Hi #swtwt I'm a lifelong NYer & @starwars fan, working in the entertainment industry
I'm bad at favorites because they change sometimes daily and I love it all! Obsessed with #TheAcolyte & planning my SWCJ trip, also a drummer and hockey player
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I hope Adam Driver knows how much of a shockwave he's sent throughout the Star Wars fandom in the last few days 😭 we're all on your side, buddy
#TheHuntForBenSolo
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Today and every day
ALT A native woman with her middle finger up and the caption “fuck Christopher Columbus”
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🚨 NEW: Netflix secretly recorded an interview with Dr. Jane Goodall in March, set to air only after her death.
In it, she says she wishes Trump and Elon Musk could be blasted into space… and closes with:
“Don’t lose hope.”
Now that’s a final message.
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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"The curtains being blue can only represent sadness if the author explicitly draws the parallel" is quite possibly the least-helpful reading of ANY text
I love getting harassed by a squadron of the 20th-largest armed force in the world for….getting on my train. Fuck the NYPD.
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what do Syril and Dedra pick up for dinner when they're in a hurry?
fascist food
ALT A scene from Andor A Star Wars Story. Syril unpacks a grocery bag on the kitchen table while talking to Dedra
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mon mothma/asajj ventress doodle bc the concept has been haunting me for too long 🥀🥀🥀
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Film criticism, when done well, is supposed to make you think deeper about a film and engage with it in more complex ways. It is not really meant to decide for the entire population whether or not they should see something. You all have agency. You get to decide that yourself.
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Every single summer the internet goes into a UK heat vs US heat debate.
Can’t we all just agree that 78° without AC in buildings meant to hold heat AND 90° at 11am with 80% humidity are both equally awful?? Why are we fighting? We all live in hell.
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to anyone who isn't informed enough to get what's going on in iran, it is entirely america and israel's fault. iran did not do anything to merit this whatsoever. you're seeing another sham like the entire "global war on terror" after 9/11. lie after lie after lie.
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As I've been saying, if you willingly relinquish your mental abilities, you will lose them. The fact that millions of people seem eager to give up their intellects, to be freed from the burden of ever having to think or create, is a nightmare out of our darkest science fictions.
