Made the jump that had to be made, though not closing my Twitter account yet as I hope the blue bird is a phoenix... Find me on Bluesky at @johnlloydstuff.bsky.social

Really hope #Kamala tries again in four years. It wasn't just that she's infinitely and in every way better than Trump - she'd be an excellent president and almost definitely one of the greatest world leaders in many years.

I think I might try talking like Trump. NOBODY TALKS LIKE TRUMP LIKE ME. They say otherwise = FAKE NEWS. Hannibal Lecter!

Dammit! It's Tuesday, which means a new episode of Nearly Finished on YouTube, and I forgot to stop off to buy a bottle of decent beer to enjoy with it! #ifyouknowyouknow #V12Roadster

Have you ever noticed how some nights there's loads of cats about - not doing anything, just hanging about and watching? What are they up to?

Sad day today saying goodbye to The Lady In Black. It's been nice seeing her in the office for the last year or so. 😢

Fantastic ride by @annahendersonxo!

Not a bad thing to find in a box of junk: $567

Hey @walkers_crisps - any plans to develop Giant Quavers? I reckon they'd be pretty decent.

1797 "cartwheel" penny - never very popular because they were huge, heavy and generally very awkward. They're not rare, but this is the best condition example I've ever seen - usually, there's no readable text left and George III looks like a blob.

1920s top hat with original travelling case If you use terms such as "Vintage, Victorian, Edwardian" and so on for these, they'll sell for about £50. If you add terms such as "gothic, goth, vampire" you can quadruple that 😎 #oldstuff #vintage #antiques

Radio 2: *plays a late 1980s rave banger* Me: "Hang on, this is meant to be the old farts' channel!" Also Me: "Oh, wait..." #ItSneaksUpOnYou #KeepingTheSpiritOf1988Alive

Just saw a post by the Royal Mint about the rarest British penny, and some bloke is arguing that it isn't. Arguing about a British coin. With the Royal Mint. FFS.

Things I Never Thought I'd See No. 638: Robbie Williams and Danny Dyer singing Blur's Parklife together accompanied by the band of the Coldstream Guards.

Hard to believe in 2024 some piece of shit scumbag sprayed racist graffiti on a neighbour's house and car last night. Massive respect to all the people along the street who are up in arms about it.

For the first time in my life, I just didn't vote Labour. Feels a bit weird.

Uncanny. And, just like a potato, he'd be far more palatable if he was pricked with a skewer and given 15 minutes on full power in the microwave.

Nice one Cav, always knew you could do it! #procycling #TDF2024

Pretty desperate measures to attack a man for spending time with his kids and his Jewish wife for observing Shabbat... #ToriesGoingDownInFlames

Nice bit of cloudage on my way home.