@CyberSnark

OT Cybersecurity Lead @STVGroup. Nonresident Fellow @AtlanticCouncil. Adjunct Professor. Advisor. Sanity evangelist. For Mt. Weather.

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Joined November 2016
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We’re so afraid of the Westworld future we forgot the Aldous Huxley plot.
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My shoulders have been at my ears since 2016 but ok.
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AI is cool and all but my brain chemistry still alters when asked to edit a PDF.
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I don’t mean to brag but I took one single solitary deep breath yesterday. So.
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I still pop OFF to some Uncle Kracker and I’m only a LITTLE ashamed.
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Someone emailed me with the subject line “Insight from your past life” and I can’t stop giggling. Which past life? I was probably once a European serf but I don’t like to talk about it. Just say you’re looking at the tech, dawg 😆
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Canceling subscriptions has gotten insane… BUT ARE YOU SURE WHAT IF WE BRAID YOUR HAIR I’ll never return if it’s this annoying to cancel hydration sticks 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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🚨BREAKING: The White House has started preparing for the government shutdown
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Guess my tax refund is just an investment account now
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Jabs retweeted
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@rekdt5 Sep 2025
Have a friend with no professional experience pursuing his masters in beep boops at the local state university and occasionally he’ll ping me about a Cybersecurity topic he finds unbelievable and when I confirm it, he will spiral in dismay at how little things make sense
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Oh captain, my captain 🫡
Nature is Amazing ☘️
@AMAZlNGNATURE4 Sep 2025
A rare close-up of the elusive Golden Langur, one of the only known primates that actively avoids humans
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I’ll do my best to slow down if you try to keep up.
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Good morning to everyone except people who put two bags in the overhead compartment.
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Good morning to everyone except people whose kids sleep through the night.
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Absolutely nobody: Me: WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONITE i HOPE HE IS A GENTLEMAN
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Still so relevant! I’ve had people recently apologize for “missing” this a few times - give it a gander if you feel so inclined 🤓
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The #SoberSpeakeasy on Aug. 6 wouldn't be possible without these amazing sponsors: PLATINUM - jackiesinsecurity, @DomainTools GOLD - @MiscreantsHQ, Write Alchemist, @NinjaProxyHQ SILVER - @Ember_OT, @DianaInitiative, @HackersHealth Thank you for your support!
Promotional graphic titled “Sober Speakeasy Sponsors” with a black and gold speakeasy-themed design. At the top, the Sober in Cyber logo appears alongside gold and white text announcing Platinum, Gold, and Silver sponsor categories. Under “Platinum Sponsors” are DomainTools and JackiesInSecurity. Under “Gold Sponsors” are Write Alchemist, NinjaProxy, and Miscreants. Under “Silver Sponsors” are The Diana Initiative, Mental Health Hackers, and EmberOT. The bottom banner reads: “Wednesday • Aug 6 • 7:00–10:00 PM • Mob Museum.” Gold glitter swirls frame the top and bottom of the image.

ALT Promotional graphic titled “Sober Speakeasy Sponsors” with a black and gold speakeasy-themed design. At the top, the Sober in Cyber logo appears alongside gold and white text announcing Platinum, Gold, and Silver sponsor categories. Under “Platinum Sponsors” are DomainTools and JackiesInSecurity. Under “Gold Sponsors” are Write Alchemist, NinjaProxy, and Miscreants. Under “Silver Sponsors” are The Diana Initiative, Mental Health Hackers, and EmberOT. The bottom banner reads: “Wednesday • Aug 6 • 7:00–10:00 PM • Mob Museum.” Gold glitter swirls frame the top and bottom of the image.

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Some of y’all don’t drink so much coffee your stomach hurts and it shows.
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Lots of maritime security talks lately that happen to forget to talk about maritime 😆
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2 in person meetings and I somehow travel with 3 laptops 2 phones and 2 pairs of glasses… 🫠
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If you don’t have two empty coffee mugs in your vehicle at all times I don’t trust you.
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