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curt

@CurtyyP

former d3 allstar reserve pitcher,tore my tommy john and sprained my 2 seam kickflipping a marruci in the dugout

 I live in the Penalty Box
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Joined April 2011
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When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Gazetory (@gazetory) profile pictureGazetory
@gazetoryOct 26
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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Name one thing “white people” do better than “Black people”
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. (@advent2k) profile picture
.@advent2kOct 9
Qui-Gon Jinn was a fucking asshole letting a 9 year old do this lmaoo
antabaka (@deathyon69) profile pictureantabaka@deathyon69Oct 7
Yeah this game has the sauce #starwarsgalacticracer
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people have been saying i've "lost the plot" ... and they might be right cod waw zombies night club
P.E. Cooper 🇺🇸 (@p_e_cooper) profile pictureP.E. Cooper 🇺🇸
@p_e_cooperSep 29
i had opus 5.5 and astra pull the source code for call of duty world at war and port the classic og zombies map over to web check this shit out
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Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH
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you've all been asking for it... Nacht Der Untoten is now a 7/11 grave yard shift
P.E. Cooper 🇺🇸 (@p_e_cooper) profile pictureP.E. Cooper 🇺🇸
@p_e_cooperSep 29
i had opus 5.5 and astra pull the source code for call of duty world at war and port the classic og zombies map over to web check this shit out
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minecraft steve vs 5 star police in GTA 5
Rehan Sheikh (@rehan_shei) profile pictureRehan Sheikh
@rehan_sheiSep 30
Every game is moddable now! I packaged everything Claude learned modding Terraria and Age of Empires into universal-modder: skills + tools that let Claude Code mod almost any game you own. Engine recon, decompiling, @fal sprites/3D/audio, testing in the real game, even the showcase video. github.com/rehan-remade/univ…
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The video compiles unrelated mods by other creators (e.g. Minecraft in Elden Ring by @TobynJacobs; real-time battles in Pokémon Emerald by @germanburgardt), not work from the advertised repo. Only the final Terraria/AoE clips match its examples. github.com/rehan-remade/u… github.com/GBurgardt/poke… x.com/TobynJacobs/st… x.com/rehan_shei/sta…
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Syphrus (@iSyphrus) profile picture
Syphrus@iSyphrusSep 29
Fuck it, MW2 Trickline
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“HE MADE HER CUM AGAIN?!”
Nemlin (@Nilmen) profile pictureNemlin@NilmenSep 28
Behold, the cuck commentary desk
Image from Nemlin (@Nilmen)
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fuck it committing warcrimes at the bannered mare
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Wiped and I saw no blood
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If you're White and not racist at this point you're legitimately a piece of shit.
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grown adults think this story is literally true
The Biblical Man (@Biblicalman) profile pictureThe Biblical Man
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The most terrifying thing about Noah’s Ark isn’t the flood. It’s the boat. God gave exact length. Exact width. Exact wood. Exact pitch. No steering wheel. No sail. No engine. Noah was not the captain. He was cargo…
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•@moreali2xAug 5
Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger
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Stanton rounding third
Moon Piece (@0MoonPiece) profile pictureMoon Piece@0MoonPiece11 Jul 2025
This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬
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Bobby will forever hold a special place in all our hearts 🤍

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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