I make good tweets and am soundly ignored

Washington, DC
Joined March 2012
How on Earth does I KNOW WHO KILLED ME not have a fancy remastered new-cover-art bells and whistles director's cut collector's edition blu-ray? Criterion, you slacking.
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liz truss presiding over the deaths of the queen, the pound and the conservative party.... the sort of record thousands of would-be revolutionaries spent their entire lives hoping to achieve and got nowhere near, and she pulled it off in a mere 6 weeks. unsurpassable legacy
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I clicked on this article to answer two questions: "Why are there other people in this picture of Nick Cave?" and "What exactly is the angle of this floor?" Confoundingly, neither one is addressed in the body.
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fun fact: in 1998, Rage Against the Machine used the opportunity to record a track for “Godzilla: The Album” to commit the greatest act of subversion on a movie soundtrack album, ever (🧵)
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I will offer the slightly cynical hypothesis that some of the handwringing here may have less to do with either Alex Jones or First Amendment principle than with the Dominion lawsuits—another case in which it seems plausible the extremely high bar for defamation will be met.
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Hmm, dressing like Marlon Brando in THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU. Probably nothing to get alarmed about.
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He’s also excellent (and creepy) in the little-seen APARTMENT ZERO and, if I’m not mistaken, invented the, “slow, begrudging clap” at the end of BREAKING AWAY.
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If this is legal, what is the law even for?
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Orphaned as a child when his parents were murdered before his eyes, Bruce Wayne has trained himself to wage relentless war against crime as the dread avenger of the night: THE BATMAN
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Hey guys I just came up with an idea for a sequel to MY SON HUNTER.
Lara Trump said children “probably died of cancer” because Eric had to “stop raising money” for St. Jude’s after Letitia James investigated his charity. From 2011-2015, it was revealed that Eric Trump defrauded St Jude’s hospital and funneled money into the Trump Organization.
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A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine 🧵
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So, correct me if I'm wrong, but is the consensus now that COVID, even mild COVID, will almost certainly cause serious, irreversible brain damage in millions of people, and probably minor, more subtle brain damage in... many, maybe most people? nature.com/articles/s41586-0…
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Buried 11 paragraphs into this story casting doubt on the utility and morality of returning looted art, a single sentence: "Members of my family and I still own some of their pieces." Hmm. theatlantic.com/magazine/arc…
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Next week in the Atlantic: "Yes, elaborate art heists are wrong, but does returning the stolen paintings really help anyone" -- by Thomas Crown.
This headshot of Brian Dennehy is way more intense than necessary. Jesus, Brian, tone that shit down, I'm just trying to see if Niall O'Brien is in this, I'm not trying to see you audition for Hannibal Lecter
Are you fucking kidding me? Did we win the revolution or not?
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In light of current events, my wife had to fill me in on the following pop culture details: 1: Olivia Wilde is NOT Olivia Colman 2: Harry Styles is NOT a Jonas Brother 3: "One Direction" is NOT K-Pop 4: Chris Pine is NOT "That Hemsworth brother, not the main one, the other one."
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CNN just casually dropping "doppelgangers" in there as if it's no big deal that apparently TWIN PEAKS is a documentary
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Predator vs. Tom Waits’ prospector from BUSTER SCRUGGS
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