Ryan Curran

Recently ate a piece of bacon that looks like a giant man walking away from you

Bro wtf is my YouTube algorithm trying to get me to watch

One of the most embarrassing moments of my life was when I was getting my hair cut by a hot stylist and she asked me what kind of music I listen to. I said “California coasting” and explained it was music to fit the vibe of driving around SoCal. She was silent the rest of the cut

A regal gentleman came to work

Been eating a lot of food from Gas Stations recently and now I can see through walls

Been coming in an hour early to work recently and it is finally catching up to me

When I am DM’ing and I tell my players no

New tongue twister: prescient present president

How I been feeling at my job recently

Chili’s no longer sells skillet queso

Showing my boss pics on my phone and he swiped over to this one.

Snyder bros in shambles

Sagging at the San Diego zoo rn

My local food truck just gave me tacos and said “consume slowly and enjoy the flavors” instead of “have a nice day”

When you ask your girl if she wants Italian tonight

Life update: I am engaged

Magneto should always be taking the iron out of people’s blood. So efficient!

The amount of ranch dressing this Wingstop had on display is astounding