Tʜᴇ Dᴇᴍᴏɴ Mᴏɴᴋᴇʏ.

"That's what I do : I drink and I know things." - Canon/AU portrayal of book/show Tyrion Lannister - 21 +, mature themes, MS/MV - looking for banter and storylines - ships with chemistry - RT for the best character of the show?

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"I will talk down to you whenever I want, Rydan. I'm your father, whether you approve of it or not." Tyrion stated, his tone not a harsh one in that moment. "And I will call you 'stupid' when you want to get yourself killed and achieve nothing. (We) will get justice. Together."

"See?" Tyrion started to slowly come back to his senses, feeling more like himself. "That's why you need me, Rydan. I'm no fool, I know how to plan ten steps ahead of them. They're think they are so clever, but they can't see beyond their vanity and golden coins."

"I wasn't denying, I was pointing out similarities." He sighed once more, turning to face Rydan. "I know you want revenge and want support from it, but what did you actually plan so far, hm? Do tell. Do you plan on pulling your sword out and hoping to cut them all down?"

Did you ever think of showing my son that he's wrong about you, hm? Oh, he will see how wrong he is in his ways when you actually try to kill both of us... What a great plan.

I don't believe my son is in either of those places for long so what in the Seven Hells are you talking about?

I would even risk Jaime hating me, hell, even (killing) me if it means keeping my son, my only son, safe from you.

Should I remind you who also wasn't afraid of me until he found a bolt in his heart?

You have been warned, Cersei. I will not repeat myself.

"You really think you are the first to try... Oh, the bounty of youth, the stupidity of it." Tyrion turned his back to Rydan, shaking his head in disappointment. Hearing about Tysha's demise was breaking the little man's heart. "You will not succeed and you'll die trying."

If my sister even thinks of harming my son, I shall strung her up with her own bowels.

"And I won't stand to the side and watch my son die trying to take the burdens of the world upon himself." Tyrion felt himself burning with worry at the prospect. He knew he wasn't there for Rydan when it mattered, but he would never accept a sacrifice now.

"Bet you can, Rydan." Tyrion crossed his arms, not truly willing to listen to what his son had to say. "That doesn't excuse the fact you've almost got yourself killed by trying to... what? Avenge me?"