"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful tweets can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." - Margaret Meme

Joined March 2009
Win or lose, today for the first time in my life I cast a vote in a Democratic primary with excitement & hope for the future. #ThanksBernie
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Malcolm Fleschner retweeted
Why Trump Should Still Livestream Nidal Hasan’s Execution
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So we're really arguing that being caught in a lie should disqualify someone from the job of White House Press Secretary?
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... and tonight the role of Dianne Feinstein will be played by Mitch McConnell.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Mitch McConnell has resurfaced, 3 months after disappearing from public view. tmz.me/3Tv0jrm 🎥: @hicharliecotton
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I'm beginning to suspect that my call isn't really that important to them.
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The SHOCKING story of a prominent American jurist forced to apologize to employees for taking care of a fundamental human need in the workplace. Read about it in my latest Culture Shlock column: malcolmfleschner.substack.co…
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George W. Bush or @BarackObama would have taken years, maybe decades, to lose a war to Iran. @realDonaldTrump got it done in less than four months!
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Don't miss your chance to watch Pros & Coins, my son's entry in this year's #Easterseals #disabilityfilmchallenge. Can you guess the surprise ending? youtube.com/watch?v=K10pU4nk… #EDFC2026 #easterseals #eastersealssocal
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My son is a young filmmaker w/ Down syndrome who directed and starred in this short film, Pros & Coins, for this year's #Easterseals #disabilityfilmchallenge: youtube.com/watch?v=K10pU4nk… Please watch and enjoy! #EDFC2026 #easterseals #eastersealssocal
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I think we all knew it was only a matter of time before @ChappellRoan and @jorginhomello would be beefing.
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It's here, my eagerly anticipated annual breakdown of the many unexpected ways the coming year will fail to live up to even our already half-hearted expectations! Enjoy and Happy New Year to all! malcolmfleschner.substack.co…
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Tired of crying about the horrific state of the world? then why not laugh about it instead by watching @jimmy_dore's new hour-long comedy special, Grab 'Em By the P*ssy?" youtube.com/watch?v=z4SAMGhn…
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This is why I always remind people that they should change their social security number AT LEAST every three months.
BREAKING: Hackers may have stolen the Social Security numbers of every American from National Public Data, around 2.9 billion records, per the LA Times
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Seems like there should be a rule against a person being elected Speaker of the House who won't use his real name.
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Apparently there's no such thing as the Mandela Effect. Weird, because I was so sure there was...
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Had my fingers crossed hoping reports of Suzanne Somers' death were just based on something someone misheard through a kitchen door. #RIP
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Just to troll The Squad, Matt Gaetz should insist that any new House Speaker must agree to bring #MedicareForAll up for a floor vote.
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"I'm sorry, what? I was thinking about the Roman Empire." - Me, whenever I get caught not paying attention from now on
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Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country. We can have that again, but to do that, we must vote Joe Biden out. #RTM2023
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