A sad sad man tweeting from his desk job. Blog in link below. Fly the W.

Joined March 2021
Wife can’t sleep. Making SURE my baby likes box scores.
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Needed this.
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The Florida St offensive holding call was not a foul. The contact by the BYU defender was defensive pass interference.
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Several angles show 0:01 on the clock. This is horseshit.
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How a ball 2 yards behind the WR looks to Tyson Bagent
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Bringing the good vibes to the Bears group chat
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I can’t wait until Ben Johnson reads the team a note from Ditka to inspire them 2 years after he died
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If I did this my spine would break like a graham cracker
Best hip flexor stretch to fix sitting posture.
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Me and the boys came up with the All 22 of Pokemon from original 150 (no legendaries) I think we nailed it
🤖 Made with AI
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Is she always alone in these trips? Does she genuinely think she’s killing it in videos like this? It’s a scientific phenomenon that I can’t wrap my head around.
this is awkward
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The only positive of being a cubs fan in Milwaukee is that I just “high five” - “SIKE” to like 11 straight people at the bar. I’ve never felt this high.
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I wish there was a way to quantify who is the better HR hitter? Just enjoy your run and quit thinking about the Cubs haha
Was told that he’s not the best player in the city?
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This update brought me to my knees
FA statement on Manchester City:

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Honestly, I’m okay with this! I do think they’re both legit players and could be solid. Use that money that you won’t have to pay Happ and Seiya and GO GET PITCHING AND GET PITCHING THAT THROWS HARD
Jed Hoyer on Matt Shaw & Pedro Ramirez: “We can ask more of them going forward, we didn’t have to this year give the nature of our corner outfield but I think they both can certainly do that. I think we’ll lean on both those guys heavily going forward.”
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The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️
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The BIG takeaway: Bears CEO Kevin Warren was apparently not part of these meetings. It appears he has been sidelined
NEW: from @GovPritzker:   "The Governor's Office has remained in conversation with the Bears about their plans in Illinois throughout the summer.   "Today, Governor Pritzker was grateful to meet in Illinois with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, Pat Ryan, Speaker Emanuel "Chris" Welch, Rep. Kam Buckner, and Sen. Bill Cunningham.   "The Governor and General Assembly leadership were glad to participate in a productive meeting focused on keeping the Bears in Illinois and protecting taxpayers."
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7 OPS+ doesn’t even seem mathematically possible.
The Chicago Cubs had the highest team OPS in the 2026 regular season. In 2 games in the Wild Card round: 8-62 (.129 BA) | 1 2B | 0 HR | 1 Run .229 OBP | .145 SLG | .374 OPS | 7 OPS+
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Shout out to Olive
Today is National Black Dog Day.
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Today is National Black Dog Day.
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