I say cowboy, and no one bats an eye. But I say catgirl, and everyone loses their marbles

The number of original pranks left has gotta be down to 3 digits by now

Excel probably sucks to work with if you're colorblind

When you get to a venue 10 minutes after it closes

After rewatching Interstellar, I gotta say my favorite part is when Cooper said it's cautioning time and cautioned all over the place

Brock has got to be the most mii-able character of all time. I think I could make him in 15 seconds

Still thinking about the time I asked Alexa to play Absolute Territory by Ash Ketchum and she still got it right

It's all "clench your fists" until someone fists your clench.

Unsettling statistic

Is that fucking Caseoh

I can't believe bmg heard complaints about how bad dex was and instead of buffing it they nerfed low dex. Kinda wish we had more broken stuff, they keep patching it out. Anyway, here's a bunch of old stuff I keep forgetting to upload

This is the card they chose for an advertisement? Why

Buildings having resonant frequencies is so strange. "Hey if you sing this note, the room will sing it back" are you sure that's not the voices in your head

Me, addressing one of my friends while leaving the dining table: adieu, whipping boy