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Joined June 2025
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meet some of my agents haiku and sonnet
ive been working on an office for my agents this past month
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Introducing multiplayer agents in JarvisCore 2.3! Your team and its agents, in the same thread. Anyone asks in their own words, the work comes back as a proposal, and only the person who decides gets the Confirm button. pip install -U jarviscore-framework
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Tailscale
@TailscaleOct 22
AI agents are getting pretty good at writing code. That doesn't mean they need the keys to the entire network. We've joined Agent Baseline, with @docker, @keycardai, @snyksec, @socketsecurity , @Tessl_io and @tracebit_com on the Secure Software Factory buff.ly/xRQLAHR
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I wonder how much shareholder value needs to be lost in security breaches before we start caring about implementation details again
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Replying to @binji_x
my finance bro doesn’t even know what PHP is. he just knows their system was taken offline and he could go home early to play arc raiders
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Replying to @khushiirl
we are so close to giving claude access to our DNA
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Replying to @kaka_ruto
if you want job security right now, become a cybersecurity specialist
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Replying to @basedjensen
humans can flash step now?
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Replying to @nikitabier
non-technical managers when they hear there's a critical CVE affecting their products
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Replying to @CtrlAltEng
"it was a miracle anything ever worked in the first place"
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"Dad what was life like before the great internet lockdown of 2026?"
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society might genuinely collapse if tailscale gets hacked
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Not being responsible for any PHP software
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Best Cybersecurity Awareness Month ever. 😭
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Today’s PHP security risks got me thinking about how I could have been more vulnerable with you. Perhaps we can patch things up and be there 4 one another.
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the lion bought another domain he won't use
🤖 Made with AI
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Most multi-agent systems route every message through one orchestrator. When it goes down, everything stops. Join @MutuaDevOps this Thursday for a live build-along: agents that find each other and talk directly, built on JarvisCore. Oct 22 · 11:00 AM EAT · Discord discord.gg/DEgSVevF?event=15…
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if you are in software, pivot to hardware
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Replying to @tekbog
how do you plan to fight tech debt looking like this
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Replying to @haydendevs
i don’t mean to brag, but i’ve got 11 loc on gcp under my belt
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