Craig

Just had an argument with Alexa about when the clocks go back. I said it's tomorrow night, she said no it's Sunday at 2am. Which is.... Tomorrow night right?

Got an email saying @DisneyPlus subscription is going up, I swear it only went up a few months ago?

Martin Brundle got Eileen Gu on the gridwalk 😁 She's awesome. #SingaporeGP #SkyF1 #F1

Celia is a proper twat. But then again I think most of these on #Apocalypse are

Absolutely pissing it down and they're making them play in it while everyone else stands there with umbrellas 🤣🤣 #F1 #SkyF1 #BahrainGP

My friend said something to me the other day, she said - why isn't the toilet lid shut? My question is, I live alone, should I worry about shutting it 🤔🤷‍♂️🤣

Kimi Antonelli... Wow. I'm literally speechless. 19th - 1st

If anyone wants me I'll be picking my jaw up off the floor. #ItalianGP #Monza #Gasly

I couldn't give two shits about them 5 idiots that died in that crash on the A66. People putting up photos of them with angel wings and all that bollocks 🤦‍♂️ The world is better off without them.

Hate it when your in the garden trying to listen to bird noises with Merlin and the neighbour kids are out having fun and screaming. Please stop having fun and let me listen to birds 😏😅

Remember when you used to go to the doctor's and people sat reading 6 year old magazines? Now everyone just sits on their phones. Yes, I am also cause I'm writing this tweet 🤷‍♂️🤣

Lewis Hamilton now has more wins than Charles Leclerc since being teammates at Ferrari. #SkyF1 #F1 #BarcelonaGP

This race commentary has been so nice to listen to with Harry and Martin. #SkyF1 #F1 #BarcelonaGP

Stroll out qualifying Alonso after 42 races. #F1 #SkyF1 #BarcelonaGP

54 day update. Not perfect yet but getting there slowly.

My niece brought home other people's recycling stuck together with sellotape and called it a castle. I don't want my own recycling, let alone someone else's.

You know what grinds my gears? TV shows that have like 8 episodes and then take 2 years to do another season. Back in the " old days " TV shows had 20+ episodes and had a season out again 6 - 12 months later.

This is Molly. Molly is 8 months old and doesn't realise she's a big girl now and likes to sit on you and have cuddles. Molly doesn't realise that her big girl teeth sometimes hurt when she nibbles. She also destroys all her toys in 5 seconds. But this is ok. We love Molly.

When people talk about satisfying things I never see people mention a freshly descaled kettle. God that's satisfying.