Age: 30 +, she/her https://xitter.cf/t.co/WjBHZXczHb • pfp @Meggadoodle85

Joined August 2020
SHUT UP not everyone is on birth control just for sex reasons omfg you guys are the dumbest generation alive
Can I be woke for a few seconds ? Women putting plastic in their arms and wire in our uteruses isn’t it kinda misogynistic or am I dragging it
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Rest now, sister. We have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla.
FOX: Peter Doocy has just announced per a senior white house official we can characterize what's happening with Katie as her transitioning out of the press secretary job.
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Trump picking the next one;
Katie Zacharia has been fired as White House press secretary after less than one week on the job. (nytimes.com/2026/10/16/us/po…)
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"I have one photo in my hand... the girl whose photo I do not hold must immediately go back to Mar-a-lago, pack her bags, and go home. Kyleigh, you're standing in front of me because your nose and eye positioning make you look a little too not like Ivanka..."
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She’s a grown woman working in the White House, not a kindergartener on her first day of school.
To all the people piling on @KatieZacharia just stop. It was her first day. I’m sure she was nervous as hell. She will improve and do great. Also, where are all of the “women supporting women” at?
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We really need to talk about what a fraud this fish is. look at him letting people pet him like he’s someone’s emotional support goldfish. imagine being a shark, having rows of razor-sharp teeth, being built like a torpedo, and still having the energy of a neglected hamster. this is why nobody respects the ocean anymore. like get up, you aquatic embarrassment.
They turned a shark into puppy, they just be putting anyone on the apex predator list
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ur found family kinda sucks bro u found a bad family
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She's in a county that's nearly 80% Republican, and the sheriff's nephew threatened to kill her. I'm surprised any Democrats are brave enough to run there. Her town has 13,000 people and is one of the state's poorest. I'm always surprised when places like this vote against their own interests, keep getting poorer, and then wonder why. This election doesn't matter much, but MAGA sure wants to make her life more miserable.
“We have guns too.” Oh. My. Fucking. God. Is this real??!!! 😂😂😂
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King George: If you don’t pay taxes on that tea, I will send my British troops!! American Colonists:
This is WILD. I legit thought it was a skit/high school video project. It is 100% real. This is Jaime West (Democratic Party) - she’s running for election for Fayette County Council, District 4 in Indiana. I had to make sure she did not have a neurological disorder that could account for the slurred speech and insane rambling. She doesn’t. And even if she did have a diagnosed neurological disorder, “we have guns too!” after talking about firing all Republicans would ordinarily be disqualifying. “One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.” -Plato
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I love a lady who is not afraid to have 13 beers before a career defining TV interview.
Watch this to the end, you won’t regret it. This is what happens when you’re at happy hour and are reminded you agreed to do an interview about your race.
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I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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“Not everyone can Direct, but a great Director can come from anywhere.” Anton Ego, probably
Currently in a theater that’s being invaded by mice. I saw one. But then saw others. Kind of distracting. I am going to make a list later: movies where I encountered mice in the theater. I think this is the 4th time it’s happened while I’ve been in NYC.
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"Horrifying" Mind you all these things do all day is eat leaves and get fat they're basically insect bunnies
'Entirety of your hand': World's heftiest and most horrifying insect brought back from extinction - it's heavier than a mouse trib.al/MY2EV33
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Tell the client to get back to work on winds of winter
A surprisingly large number of clients have asked for drawings of busty women in medieval costumes. Not sure why they come to me specifically for this niche thing but I'm not complaining.
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Writers rooms need more assholes bc what the fuck is this touchy feely shit. The tragedy of Carrie is that you do come to love and care about the girl and she still kills an entire gym full of kids. What do you MEAN you don't want her to be a monster you fucking poser.
this makes me feel insane you're just fundamentally telling a different story than the source material
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reminded me of this
my 20 y/o intern just said out of nowhere that my enemies are many but my equals are none
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friends to lovers is propaganda to normalize believing that a woman being kind to a man means that she MUST BE interested romantically DO YOU SEE HOW DUMB YOU SOUND
enemies to lovers is propaganda to normalize toxic relationships and women setting up for men that treat them bad
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We've had abridged editions of classics for forever, but theyve always been framed as being for students or language learners and not replacements of the text. Something about this is... gross
I just saw this in the kindle store and now you all have to suffer along with me
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Can't stop fixating on this. It is in modern English! You're just not very literate in English!
I just saw this in the kindle store and now you all have to suffer along with me
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wuthering heights is such an easy read, people really are getting dumber
I just saw this in the kindle store and now you all have to suffer along with me
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