Portfolio goes brrr or bruh | Family man by day, degen by 3am |

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Insane session today, lost a lot back but still a MASSIVE W! 😝 Tipping 1 active $30 who replies with their solana:So11111111111111111111111111111111111111112 addy! 👇 Picking in 1 hour GOOD LUCK!
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I’m giving away $1000 ($250 each to 4 winners) To enter: • Follow @rushicrypto and turn on notifications 🔔 • Like & RT this tweet • Tag 3 friends That’s it. Simple. Winners announced in 48 hours
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DAY 16 OF GIVING SOMEONE $100 UNTIL @Duelbits 2.0 ITS ALMOST HEREEEE ⚔️ LIKE RT + DROP SOL ADDS
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finally found my role in the @openclaw economy
Your ETH allocation drifts above target, so your AI agent prepares a swap via a third-party provider to bring it back and sends you the proposal. You review what it wants to do and why, verify the trade on your Ledger signer, and approve. Then, the agent keeps watching for the next drift. As simple as that 🔐 Demo featuring our partner @openclaw.
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$25 BILLION OF SEIZED CRYPTO The US Government holds $25.49B of crypto on-chain in Arkham-labelled wallets, $25.38B of it Bitcoin. The US Government’s latest move was a $1B deposit to Coinbase Prime, 4 days ago.
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every time those wallets move CT has a mini heart attack lol
$25 BILLION OF SEIZED CRYPTO The US Government holds $25.49B of crypto on-chain in Arkham-labelled wallets, $25.38B of it Bitcoin. The US Government’s latest move was a $1B deposit to Coinbase Prime, 4 days ago.
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THIS IS INSANE A Tesla Cybercab just pulled up to a hotel to pick someone up for breakfast. No driver. No steering wheel. No one behind the wheel at all. The future didn’t announce itself. It just showed up at the hotel.
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The future just pulled up for breakfast 🍳
THIS IS INSANE A Tesla Cybercab just pulled up to a hotel to pick someone up for breakfast. No driver. No steering wheel. No one behind the wheel at all. The future didn’t announce itself. It just showed up at the hotel.
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BREAKING: Traders warn of Black Monday on 1987 Anniversary 80% chance Fed "hikes" interest rates this year
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1987 is why circuit breakers exist. portfolio insurance meant everyone sold the same way at the same time. the modern version is thousands of bots running the same stop logic. if every agent has the same risk rules, they all hit the exit together
BREAKING: Traders warn of Black Monday on 1987 Anniversary 80% chance Fed "hikes" interest rates this year
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🚨 TD Cowen just raised its #Bitcoin price target to $280,000 by 2029 🚀 Wall Street is ₿ullish! ⚡️
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Sounds bearish to me.
🚨 TD Cowen just raised its #Bitcoin price target to $280,000 by 2029 🚀 Wall Street is ₿ullish! ⚡️
🚨 GIVEAWAY! Gave $3.5k away last night on stream. Now Twitters turn. To enter. Giving another 3.5k ($500 x7 people) -Repost Post -Follow @lucakante -Like Post
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We've reached 25,000 waitlist signups! 📝 Let's Double that: double.com/waitlist $100 to one person that retweets 💎
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New YouTube video October 20th!! BOOM. OFFICALLY out of retirement.
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Badland bandits with the max win from yesterdays stream! Lets run a $100 giveaway just like&rt
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$761,000 on patriots 👊🏿
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Packers 🆚 Cowboys! 🏈 #NFL Predict the Winner.
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giving away $50 in $SOL in 24 hours just follow and repost tag 1 friend gl
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Good traders spot narratives early. That's the whole edge. Lore Feed is live. bakd.family
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