The Statue of Liberty scares me. #FreeAdnan SCREAM (1996)❤️
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Crystal retweeted
Q: How will you start the New Year?
A: Asleep, dreaming I’m a dog with all the joy thereof. Let someone else turn on the 2023 engine.
Crystal retweeted
Ever since seeing #Gardenstatethemovie I treat my dishwasher like it is a malicious being, actively trying to widow my husband and leave 4 motherless children. @zachbraff
Crystal retweeted
“I was working on a novel and into my head came to the line 'My name is Odd Thomas, I lead an unusual life” and I didn’t know what that meant or what I would do with it but I knew it was the start of a story.”
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Crystal retweeted
Moments ago I spoke to Brittney Griner.
She is safe.
She is on a plane.
She is on her way home.
ALT President Biden speaks with Griner on the phone.
ALT President Biden and Cherelle Griner.
Crystal retweeted
When you have to resort to name calling and insults, it’s a reflection on you and your argument - not those who disagree with you #Twitterthoughts
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Dearest Blockhead Family,
#spreadloveandlovewillspread
Today and every day.
Love is the way.
As Always,
Donald 🤖❤️♾💫
Crystal retweeted
Q: Do you drink coffee or tea?
A: Diet cola. And never water. One shouldn’t drink what one bathes in and flushes the toilet with.
Crystal retweeted
I’m sending love to everyone struggling with their mental health today. I know how difficult it can be and I’m proud of you for doing your best.
Crystal retweeted
I had a therapist who once told me, “if you don’t schedule a break, your body will take one for you. And it probably won’t be at a convenient time.”
Crystal retweeted
Is it possible to quietly say that actually cancel culture IS gross and problematic while also being progressive?
