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Crypto Snorlax

@CryptoSnorlax

1. Wake from Slumber 2. Deploy Funds 3. BTC Halving 4. Bull run 5. Secure Profit 6. Wipe Twitter Account 7. Sleep - Repeat next halving Good luck!

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Onchain Lens (@OnchainLens) profile picture
Onchain Lens
@OnchainLensOct 31
Dear Mr. Binance Hacker, WTF are you even doing here? 😐 This is seriously one of the maddest laundering operation we've ever seen! They have not even started using mixers properly yet.
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CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) profile pictureCZ 🔶 BNB
@cz_binanceOct 30
Replying to @cryptobball @elonmusk @HuaweiMate6
Rough math: $6.x b hack, $3b frozen, $1.x b SAFU fund Gap is about $2b, we have $1.x billion in SPCX alone. Remaining gap is (still painful, but) manageable. 🙏
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Hey. Hey. Could be worse. Could be worse.
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Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) profile pictureJim Cramer
@jimcramerOct 19
Nice SK Hynix rally developing
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$BORE @BoreToken get in touch. found a way to withdraw.
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Yo these 10/10 anniversary posts with all the animated charts are triggering my PTSD.
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Come on $SUI
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Glenn (@Glenn6) profile picture
Glenn
@Glenn6Oct 8
i asked Opus 5.5 to roast the tasteless Polygon post oh man 🙊
Polygon (@0xPolygon) profile picturePolygon
@0xPolygonOct 6
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A friend I told about litecoin screenshot this post and sent me today. Said he can't take it seriously as an investment.
Litecoin (@litecoin) profile pictureLitecoin
@litecoinOct 7
Now that I'm 15 that means I get to do the following in public and none of you can say anything: Fart Explain bowel movements in detail Try and hook you up with strangers Tell you my adult diaper is up my crack Guide someone else into their parking spot Complain about the price of prune juice Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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This is the dip to buy. Maybe we bounce here, maybe 75K. This is the dip to buy.
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US Attorney SDNY (@SDNYnews) profile picture
US Attorney SDNY
@SDNYnewsOct 7
Jonathan Spalletta convicted for defrauding crypto exchange of over $50 million in hacks: "Our prosecutors of the Office and our agency partners have done outstanding work to ensure Spaletta’s virtual world criminal conduct ended in his real-world criminal conviction," said USA Jamie McDonald justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/jon…
Jonathan Spalletta Convicted For Defrauding Crypto Exchange Of Over

Jonathan Spalletta Convicted For Defrauding Crypto Exchange Of Over

United States Attorney for the Southern District of New York, Jamie McDonald, announced the conviction by jury of JONATHAN SPALLETTA, a/k/a “Cthulhon,” a/k/a “Jspalletta,” for computer fraud and...

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$BTC today
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that urge to just all in $DOGE then absolutely f-off from crypto exists until i hear about some new ATH from main stream news.
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F. Top signal.
Ash Crypto (@AshCrypto) profile pictureAsh Crypto
@AshCryptoSep 28
BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Michael Saylor's Strategy just bought $138 Million worth of Bitcoin. Their largest buy in 3 months.
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this is the dip to buy. but how deep does the dip goes?
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$BTC i expect this. up down up. meaning likely a correction next week, then October big big ups. this is the dip to buy.
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where can i sign up for free money?
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketSep 26
BREAKING: 𝕏 users are reporting being "financially DDOS'd" with tens of thousands of dollars being sent to them unsolicited via 𝕏 money.
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looks like my $1 buy order on $SUI is not getting filled. =\
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The nightmare scenario I fear.
Alejandro₿TC (@Alejandro_XBT) profile pictureAlejandro₿TC
@Alejandro_XBTSep 26
Now that everyone assumes the bull market is back, this is exactly where I expect $BTC to turn. Hope has returned. Confidence is back. People think the worst is over. That’s usually when the market does the most damage. If I’m right, the next move will break a lot of people’s expectations. The pain will be massive.
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Don't really care about the tech. But you guys need to research who invested in $SUI and know that their greed has no limits. They gonna crime $SUI to $20 so they can unload their big heavy bags.
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