🔮 Wiz @avalonfinance_ .Software engineer. Grey hat. father of 40

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Joined January 2024
Blaq Jeff retweeted
smoltrade.xyz is LIVE built ontop of @papertrade_xyz, smoltrade provides you with additional tools for TA as you plan your next move + the ability to take out your anger on @inversebrah if things dont go your way there are no additional fees and you still earn the same amount of $paper on losing trades. gpaper, gwassie, and good luck to us
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Did he say evangelist Iyanya??
Naaaah.. Pastors are not manipulative.. Your parents just raised stupid people
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😂😂 This is why I don't bother contributing to any racism or race discrimination discourse involving Nigerians. These people already think they are inferior, they hate themselves already. The fight will begin when we first of all reprogram our subconscious.
It puts me off too 😂. Makes me feel like it’s an inferior product
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Maybe include the fact that crypto deposits do not count for a crypto app and they have to trade 5 times within 10 days to qualify??
I don't think anyone is aware of how ridiculous it is to get ONE person to deposit $50 and then you BOTH get $50 they're calling it the greatest onboarding tech of all time.
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I need this person too
I need a Non technical co founder, someone who’s a Sales person. Someone without shame that doesn’t take “No” for an answer. Someone with sweet mouth, and very good communication skill. If this is you, HMU.
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Bro these guys are crazy
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$1.2m for a house where I can't swim naked in my pool
This is the same building the American real estate expert reviewed. The very same building. Here is Ola of Lagos’s review of that house. Zero useful information. Zero sensible analysis. Just a lot of noise, useless hype and sprinkles of “I no fit poor”
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Twin😏
Everyone applies for @claudeai startup credits. They get in. I apply with two of my projects, I get rejected. It can pain oo. 😭
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Very important question 🙂
i have a question please o can you take the pepper home and use it to eat bread ?🙂
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We are losing the recipes. 2 hours and there's no quote with the clip.
Petrovic boots the ball and Josh takes a beautiful touch. Martinez starts clapping.. 🤣🤣
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You somehow know the name of the snake god, you know they have a festival but you don't know the country and the community's name??
Somewhere in Africa, a whole community is living alongside snakes. They consider snakes as gods and they even have a festival to celebrate the snake god they call Vodu Dangbe. Children wrap the snakes around their necks without fear as part of their tradition.
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Samsung mehn..... always ahead
I really wish there was a way I could be playing music via a Bluetooth speaker and be scrolling through Tiktok on the same phone without the Tiktok sound playing in the speaker too
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You are actually very stupid. Don't play that card here.
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I ran into Energy and her team at Cafe one Abuja on Monday and they made me act in a clip😩😂 It was after I left them that I recognised Energy and realised they are from @SuperteamNG . I was pained sha 🥲
The Best advice you’ll hear today. Gm CT
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Ancient lore here😂
Replying to @cz_binance
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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It is not a KYC or compliance issue, they just don't care to fix it. Bachs KYC is in no way less compliant than paystack yet paystack will take weeks and multiple emails from you before reviewing your KYC.
Paystack, Flutterwave are losing the new Nigerian market to a New Player…
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My bro is cooking in ML again I used to pray for times like this.
What if you could search an English knowledge base entirely in igbo? Today I'm releasing Native-Bird, a multilingual embedding model for cross-lingual semantic retrieval across Igbo, Hausa, Yoruba and English.
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Really good actually
Bad news guys: Grok Bot is actually really good 🙃
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Yeah, you definitely know nothing
Replying to @joe_creative7
With million users she will need to make atleast $100k monthly to keep the servers running but anyways 🤷🏻‍♀️what do I know
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I suck at both
Younger founders fail in one of the most obvious places. Sales & distribution. As a founder struggling with distribution, ask yourself this “how can my product distribute itself” The honest answers you get will help you find where to actually spend and by how much.
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