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North Korea just added billions worth of Bitcoin and ETH to its crypto reserves.

the binance hacker just did something genius and it should scare you tether froze $1.5 billion in stolen USDT. circle froze $800 million in USDC. everyone's celebrating like the problem is solved meanwhile the hacker deposited the stolen USDT on aave, borrowed ETH against it, and walked away. because USDT can be frozen. ETH can't he's never paying it back. he doesn't need to tether and circle just proved they can freeze billions in seconds. and the hacker just proved that if you know how defi actually works, none of that matters the freeze saved some of the money. but the smartest money was already gone before anyone pressed the button

1. Gold can be created in a lab. 2. China’s AI bubble popped, erasing trillions. 3. Google crashed -13%, erasing $482 billion in a single day, its worst drop ever. 4. US plans another operation against Iran. 5. Crypto exchange Binance got hacked for $5.6 billion, the largest heist in human history. All this happened in just past 5 days.

Unconfirmed, but possibly massive binance hack. Entire Binance wallet drained into new EOA. Contract call was funded by Tornado Cash

I have just informed my colleagues that I will step down as @ECB President on 7 February 2027. It has been a source of great pride to serve this institution. I thank all of those who have supported me on this journey over the past seven years.

🇺🇸 Bloomberg "Intelligence" warns Bitcoin could crash toward $10,000, especially if the U.S. stock market drops 20%...

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GOOGLE ANNOUNCES MAJOR QUANTUM COMPUTING BREAKTHROUGH WITH IMPLICATIONS FOR BITCOIN SECURITY Google Quantum AI researchers have achieved 99.99% logical fidelity in producing “magic states” on the company’s 105-qubit Willow processor, reducing errors by 40x. The breakthrough, published in Science, addresses one of the biggest engineering bottlenecks preventing quantum computers from scaling to the point where they could threaten Bitcoin’s cryptography. Earlier this year, Google published research suggesting that breaking Bitcoin’s cryptography could require fewer than 500,000 physical qubits, roughly 20x fewer than previous estimates. That was an algorithmic breakthrough, demonstrating how an attack could theoretically be performed with fewer resources. Today’s announcement represents a complementary hardware breakthrough, demonstrating progress toward making the necessary quantum operations reliable and less resource-intensive. While this does not mean Bitcoin’s cryptography can be broken today, it represents another significant step toward cryptographically relevant quantum computers. The timeline for a potential quantum threat to Bitcoin remains uncertain, but the case for accelerating Bitcoin’s transition toward quantum-resistant cryptography continues to strengthen.

JUST IN: MSCI to remove Michael Saylor's Strategy $MSTR from its indexes.

LEDGER SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACK REPORTEDLY EXTENDS TO EUROPE @0xJohannes_ reports that a Ledger hardware wallet purchased just weeks ago from an official European reseller was found to contain an unauthorized spy implant. The device contained suspicious internal wiring not found in genuine Ledger hardware, suggesting someone physically tampered with it before selling it. The implant also appears to be an older design. Newer versions reportedly hide components behind the screen, making them harder to detect. Interestingly, no funds were stolen from this particular device, raising questions about whether the implant malfunctioned or attackers were waiting to compromise more users. With suspected cases now reported in Asia, South America, and Europe, concerns are growing about the geographic reach of the supply chain attack. Ledger’s software Genuine Check cannot detect unauthorized physical modifications if the original secure element remains intact.

WARNING ⚠️ GET FUNDS OFF LEDGER ASAP ⚠️ I suspect an entire global sleeper operation is ready to drain on their switch. If you think these hackers just cracked one single ledger reseller you’re beyond delusional. They would have had runners loading these things across the world. Getting them in wherever they can. Even possible insider employees swapping out legitimate Ledger devices sold at real stores. There is simply no way to tell how big this is. No way to know how far they went or how long they’ve been doing this… You could be using an infected device. Consider ledger compromised. Don’t risk it. 🚨Get funds out now🚨 Warn others.

LEDGER SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACK MAY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED BEFORE MASS WALLET DRAIN Former Mt. Gox CEO Mark Karpelès may have inadvertently triggered a coordinated wallet drain after publicly exposing physically modified Ledger devices containing hidden surveillance implants. On October 8, Karpelès warned that counterfeit or tampered Ledger devices were being sold with concealed SIM cards capable of transmitting stolen seed phrases. The implants reportedly intercept data sent to the device’s screen, allowing attackers to capture recovery phrases displayed during wallet setup. Crucially, these devices can reportedly pass Ledger’s official Genuine Check because the original secure element remains intact. The verification process cannot detect unauthorized physical modifications. One theory now emerging is that attackers had been harvesting seed phrases from compromised devices, waiting to drain multiple wallets simultaneously. Karpelès’ warning reportedly attracted roughly 90,000 views, potentially alerting the attackers that their operation had been exposed and prompting them to move stolen funds. Karpelès says one compromised Ledger he examined originated in Malaysia, arrived in flawless shrink-wrap packaging, and contained an implant cleverly concealed beneath the screen. The suspected attack vector is a hardware supply chain compromise, not a cryptographic vulnerability. The connection between Karpelès’ warning and the subsequent wallet drains remains unconfirmed, as does whether the same implants were responsible. If established, the incident would demonstrate how compromised hardware can undermine self-custody even when a device passes manufacturer authentication.