I can't wait to see my crypto bros during @token2049 ! Haven't seen them since Korea, Taiwan, and Hong Kong 😂😂

Just found a report I wrote in high school on Lacsap’s Fractions. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just me and a TI-84. Still have no idea what this is or why I needed it to graduate. More importantly, has this ever come up once in adult life?

Men want one thing and it's a BONER.

孫哥說 AI 叫他別付，他就沒付。分手之後變成一場三千多萬的官司。 我每天在用這些模型。它們很擅長幫你壓力測試一個你已經想好的決定，但它們不可能知道你沒告訴它的那一段。 所以唯一該問的是：你到底跟它說了什麼？ 🙃

咱們家貓很認真看著短劇

You don't have a productivity problem. You have a thing you don't want to do and a browser.

A strategy offsite is what happens when a company has enough money to fly everyone somewhere to say the thing they were already saying. (Also to hook up with your colleagues)

"Circling back" means I hoped you'd forget and you didn't.

Every company that announces a return to office has a CEO who was lonely :(

Quarterly goals exist so that failure has a due date.

Consultants are hired to say the thing the CEO already believes, in a font the board respects.

The purpose of a meeting is to distribute blame in advance. This is especially true for Chinese people.

There is a drawer in every apartment in San Francisco with a $599 computer in it that was going to run something 24/7. #OpenClaw

To be fair, any sentence that begins "to be fair" is about to be extremely unfair.

Corporate values are a list of things the company has previously had a problem with.

BREAKING: 99% of companies plan to deploy AI agents. About 10% have one in production. The other 89% have a slide.

Something's not right