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The height of DC Comics TRINITY over the ages: A thread 🧵
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The new James Bond is expected to be announced before Thanksgiving 🦃 (via @krolljvar)
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Robert Pattinson: I CONSENT Suki Waterhouse: I CONSENT Bebê: GUGU DADA TWITTER: ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK?
I’m genuinely starting to think Robert Pattinson forgot he has a child
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This franchise is so fun I don’t care I’ll eat this slop forever as long as it funds the Poohvengers film
pinocchio unstrung // 2026
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There’s genuinely not a single criticism towards O’Connors looks that isn’t dumb as hell. “His ears are too big” so are Hoagy Carmichaels and Daniel Craigs. “His face is too long” so is Hoagy Carmichaels. “His nose is long and big” so is Hoagy Carmichaels and Daniel Craigs.
Stop fucking lying, you're not doing him a service
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“He’s not attractive enough” Bonds attractiveness is only half looks, we all know the other half is charisma and Josh O’Connor has that. Attractiveness is also subjective + 90% of the time it’s paired with personality. He’s decently handsome and charisma is what boosts him more.
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If you really want to get into the nitty griddy we can talk about how Ian Fleming undeniably self inserted some of his looks into Bond, and he himself has features similar to ones many complain about in O’Connor
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I think a lot of you don’t know what James Bond is SUPPOSED to look like.
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Idk man
If you genuinely think Josh O’ Connor or Jack Lowden should you’re being performative; they’re great actors but don’t look like a James Bond
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“His face is too long for Bond” or “his ears are too big” Meanwhile Hoagy Carmichael (the inspiration for Bond)
Josh O’Connor sería un excelente James Bond a ustedes solo les falta un chingo de visión.
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Wish we got his movie and honestly? I had always headcanoned it as being set in Matt Reeves Batman universe.
Val-Zod doesn’t get enough love
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Would’ve been a killer world’s finest.
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I thought this joke would bang I was wrong
Robert Patrick is a severely underrated actor.
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