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Excited to learn something new about myself through hard work and reflection, and then immediately feed that info into the various content algorithms
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Dril is on Bluesky. The transition is complete. Fuck you Elon Musk. I hope you never know a single minute of peace.
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Just turn up the zoom video smoothing like the rest of us you fucking freak
I am no longer injecting my son's blood. I've upgraded to something else: total plasma exchange. Steps: 1. Take out all blood from body 2. Separate plasma from blood 3. Replace plasma with 5% albumin & IVIG Here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it? 🧵
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Our friend got locked up for helping out as a MEDIC at a demonstration where white nationalists ran amok. This case sets the worst legal precedent imaginable as fascism encroaches. Now who's ready to LAUGH???? LA come on out! JOKES-MUSIC-FOOD-MORE
This Saturday we are throwing a show and raising money for a very important cause. this case sets a really bad precedent in light of incoming fascism. ALSO you can try to 1v1 me in smash bros
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Costco workers just authorized a nationwide strike, which makes sense because collective action is basically just buying justice in bulk
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Replying to @CryptidHigh
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“I’m not going to say what kind of groyper he was. … …”
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Replying to @RANDOMC_L_EVENT
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donald trump signs executive order making Tiny Tim die at the end of Muppet Christmas Carol
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Just announced: The Huntington is expanding access through @MuseumsForAll with reduced admission for SNAP recipients. As part of this national program, SNAP EBT cardholders and up to three guests can visit The Huntington at $3 per person. bit.ly/3E7CvSA
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For a lot of folks, there won't be much to celebrate today, but Biden in one of his last acts granted clemency to Leonard Peltier and that's freaking great. Hands are up for everyone who fought for this for decades upon decades. This feels seismic.
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It’s good advice for any profession really
David Lynch on directing with kindness
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She really was just like me 😭
We’re fascinated by food prices in America--I have absolutely No Idea about living costs. 1/19/57
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If they banned my app of choice I would be so happy. I would be free.
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