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Chess doer. Poker has-been. DFS/bestball luckbox. Old college wrestler. Geophysicist. Libtard. 3x BBM finalist. 2024 Gauntlet champ.

Denver
Joined February 2013
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Drew Stolzmann retweeted
-Jefferies endorsed 5 candidates in the midterms, 2 won. -Chuck Schumer endorsed 2 (Janet Mills, Haley Stevens) both lost, one nuked her career on camera.
Chuck Schumer will be the Majority Leader. Hakeem Jeffries will be Speaker of the House. Anyone crying about this is not a serious person. Both men did a phenomenal job recruiting candidates, supporting them, and ultimately delivering one of the best midterms wins ever.
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Drew Stolzmann retweeted
Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries failed so dramatically as Minority Leaders that Trump was able to easily start a war, bankrupt the economy, and form an illegal private army of goons to brutalize and murder American citizens. The entirety of the past two years, they have been directly complicit in the terrors of the Trump administration by capitulating to him at every turn, while attacking any leftist trying to stop him, and pushing dead-end candidates like Haley Stevens. Get these fucking people away from the levers of power before they can do even more damage.
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Didn't think an advance rate like this was possible while being diversified/ADP sensitive.
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I maxed BBM. My most drafted QB is Willis at 28% and TE is Dulcich at 20%. My top 4 RBs are Swift, Pollard, Jacobs, and Dowdle. What is my maximum advance rate at this moment?
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Had to make sure Mahomes didn't get arrested or something before grabbing him late in this #underdogcardioclub
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So many 12 spot drafts lately. Sweet lemonade draft. #underdogcardioclub
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The second time I decided to take Jeanty in the 2nd from an early draft position today. Neither really worked out well. #underdogcardioclub
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Fairly frustrating #underdogcardioclub It seems like the closer we get to the finish, the more often peeps need to reach to draft naked QBs I want.
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A true hyperfragile for the first time in a while. #underdogcardioclub
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Lots of good correlation. Not much for bringbacks. Okish #underdogcardioclub
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The Burrow, Williams, Lawrence, Stroud snipes were pretty tilting. #underdogcardioclub
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Rankings are gravitating me toward robust RB on the right side of the board, and zero RB on the left. I don't like it. #underdogcardioclub
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Won't get 150 in this year, but I think it will still be a record, whatever it lands at. #underdogcardioclub
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Prob need Walker to go nuke, but happy with this #underdogcardioclub
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Maybe my stacks and Warren keep a disaster McBride team alive for a Beck playoff run? #underdogcardioclub
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So tilting to have this value-sexy team ruined when my timer jumps from 7 to 0 and I timeout take a 4th QB. #underdogcardioclub
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First non-rowing #underdogcardioclub of the year produced a fairly unique double elite QB stack. Blister on my heel coaxed me into taking it easy on a walk after some needed rain in Denver.
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Wish I could have backstacked Nix better than I did, but otherwise a decent #underdogcardioclub
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