Matthew Comras

Excuse me @TheNorthernGam1 what is a horse?

never 💅🏻

Vincent Soldado #COYS

Seriously guys, what's a Brexit? #SOTEU

You can get A*s in your A levels. Whatever next. #alevelresults – at United Kingdom

I've Got A Lovely Bunch Hoff Coconuts #HoffInASong

Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she farted. A cheer went up from waiting voters.

Sick of reading that people have voted. But just so you know, #iVoted

Does anyone remember Steven Avery?

@EtherwoodUK that's coming on a treat pal!

@Oli_Bettesworth you're right. And that's the whole problem.

Got some awful Tory propaganda in the post. Reads like a 4-year-olds CV.

Boo to Leicester

I can't believe it's Nose Mo King day #NoSmokingDay – at City of London, London

Where on earth is this #GIFparty? – at City of London, London

Hey @TwitterAds I'm no good at this love stuff #BeMyTweetHeart @VCCPKin #Parris – at City of London, London

In hell, where are people's weeks from?