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Joined August 2019
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There’s difference between funny and entertaining. Because it doesn’t make you laugh doesn’t mean it’s not entertaining
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“Me and my guy see one money from forex” Forex na charity home? 😂
2021 wey me and guy see one money from forex, he buy RX350 2011 for 6.8M, me i dey save money, the car still dey he hand till now, me i no get keke o, and money don finish. Financial risk una
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Ohh so y’all know it takes two to tango, but only one gender always wants to be gifted or paid for having FUN
University is really a breading ground for whores. Cause tell me why this fresher I just started texting just this afternoon, agreed to come to my place. We've had sex more than twice now and yes she's very legal+. Plus she's been in school for just 2weeeks. 😭
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You no even lie, I deh use 120k sell XR. Sometimes 200k sell iPhone 14pro And I never get loss before since I started this business.
iPhone vendors are making hundreds of thousands by selling just one iPhone I bought my phone from my guy and he has never made less than 100k profit from iPhone 14 pro max upwards Even ordinary 13 pro he still cashed 110k profit from it But they can go days without a sale.
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I been wan even enter comment na so I see 23k comments 😂😭, Wetin I wan talk again
Ok long time no Don’s blessings. Make I do small El nino for some people. 🙏🏾🐘
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I’m so curious about something. If I donate my blood to someone, doesn’t that mean they now have my DNA?
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“Rage bait” btw Nigerians are just abusing that phrase
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I don like, retweet and commented, what else I fit use invest in this P guyyy
what does an understanding girlfriend even mean dawg , una go dey talk like say una boyfriend owe una money 😭
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By same logic, if I carry babe go club and she’s not dancing or rocking me despite me spraying her money, and a random lady comes around and starts throwing her ass for me, am I free to rock and spray her money?
You carry your babe go club and you no gree spray her money as she dey dance but when another guy come spray her money, you come dey vex. You can’t be stingy and jealous, pick a struggle bro!
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Get your PVC. Vote Seyi Makinde.
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Be like na only lag dem dey, I never see one for Ibadan before
We as a collective should do all in our power to curtail this alte madness....... this is more of a threat to our society than APC
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In this life you can literally have no issue with something, but immediately someone explains it to you or shares their perspective about it then you have an issue all of a sudden 😂
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As one person is leaving, 20 more people are joining. Na so life sef be
The rate at which people are quitting their software engineering careers is insane. Some are switching to tech fields outside software, while others are leaving tech entirely.
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Enough of all these “Gen Z” AI written stories 😑
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Be like say na stolen phone dem wan give you oh
Na once the phone fine for my hand 😂😂😭
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Can’t believe harmattan first me blow this year
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As a man, if I take an abortion pill, what would happen?
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You as the main boyfriend wey buy phone and the “He’s just a friend” nigga wey dey sub, na same reward for una
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This generation is crazy. You’re seeing a pretty girl, but she’s seeing another source of income
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Final year project will be like “Thank God, my parent and family for their support” E go first blur for you
“It can happen to anyone” Oboy I no fit pay school fees for babe .
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