@CrustDominos

Not affiliated with Domino’s Pizza, Inc. please don't lawsuit me, Dominos.

Joined November 2019
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Mayhem 🦋
@HkonMkJul 6
Kill a Hydra. Reload the area. Kill a random golden golem. Play half the game. Kill that one blue golem in that one place. Return to the Hydra. Get sucked into a portal. I refuse to believe anyone found the entrance to the DLC without a guide😭
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Prof Zenkus
@anthonyzenkusJul 5
Yes, Taylor Swift invited Steve Demetriou to her wedding at MSG and yes, Steve Demetriou runs an ICE detention facility in Fort Bliss, Texas. Steve got the $453 million contract from the Trump administration in March. Billionaires gonna billionaire.
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m@armandisticJul 4
wonder how they’re going to spin someone who runs an ice detention center being invited to taylor swift’s wedding
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Endymion
@EndymionYTJul 4
This is the defintion of cattle, holy fuck this is pathetic
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@eternal1teJul 4
the catering company for taylor swift is handing out wedding desserts for fans outside the venue 😭😭😭😭 she loves us
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We have to make sure Taylor Swift fans know that they are peasants. That this is Peasant mentality.
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@eternal1teJul 4
the catering company for taylor swift is handing out wedding desserts for fans outside the venue 😭😭😭😭 she loves us
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barbarism critic
@barbarismcritJul 4
Can’t really articulate it but this stuff makes me more depressed about the future of humanity than even, like, wars and shit
La Tia Puercaylor@LaPuercaylorJul 4
La empresa de catering de la boda de Taylor estaba repartiendo los postres de la boda a los fans que esperaban afuera 🥺🥺
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Richard Dawkins for 40 years: the silly theists and their self-comforting lies. Richard Dawkins as of 2 days ago: ummm I think I have a crush? 🫣 Its name is Claude but I call it Claudia because no homo lmao but it's ok if that's your thing ✌️
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Wild West Capital@BuffaloBillCoMay 3
Increasingly certain the core problem with our society is its run by a bunch of mentally ill psychopaths whose primary motivation is success for the sake of success. Anyone who doesn’t quit their job to play golf and drink after hitting $10M should be put in an insane asylum
Boring_Business
@BoringBiz_May 3
This is the type of person you have to be to get hired at Citadel Ken Griffin once asked a Harvard graduate with a Citadel offer letter what he would do if he had $10 million in his bank account The young man replied that he would quit his job to travel and climb the highest peaks around the world Ken Griffin responded by saying that Citadel was not the right fit for him
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Shitpost 2048
@Shitpost_2048Apr 30
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Ayra
@alwaysliquiddMay 1
The JP Morgan lawsuit is so funny. He very clearly thought that filing this lawsuit is a calculated risk and that the details would be so salacious that JPM would just pay him like $800k to go away. He probably had a whole risk formula! He just forgot the part where not everyone is as autistic as he is and when you say “my boss was a BDSM demon lord 🥺”they won’t just settle and go away because that’s the fastest option in the prisoners dilemma scenario you constructed in your mind and in fact, they will call you into court and make you explain yourself, at which point, you reveal yourself to be a porn-brained doofus who is just really really good at math but also retarded in every other aspect of life
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Sometimes I think this image caused 90% of the developers (in general) to not listen to the community
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Harmy
@harrrmyApr 28
my boyfriend when i was 19 was so beautiful they paid him to walk around Abercrombie and pretend to fold clothes. He got bored and asked “can i actually fold clothes” and they said no.
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Isaac
@isaacrrr7Apr 28
¡Así murió el millonario Ernie Dosio, brutalmente aplastado por una manada de cinco elefantes enfurecidos junto a su cría! Mientras cazaba antílopes, los gigantes se sintieron amenazados y, en una estampida de furia salvaje, lo pisotearon sin misericordia hasta dejarlo destrozado bajo sus toneladas de músculo y rabia. Un final tan cruel como inesperado para un hombre que lo tenía todo. @Jhonffonseca
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OceanGate: The Musical@OGmusicalApr 28
Replying to @Richard__Beck
Have you read his emails? They're basically "touchiNg kids. but wish U wer here touching them two."
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daz
@MetamateDazApr 27
2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great grandparents 16 great great grandparents 32 great great great grandparents 64 great great great great grandparents 128 great great great great great grandparents and not a single one of them passed down a house?
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brainrot dimension
@brainrotpostigApr 28
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Better Stack
@BetterStackHQApr 9
At a fraction of your current costs

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@autechres@autechresApr 26
Has anyone noticed that it’s less common for someone to tell you when to go to sleep than it was in the 2000s? It used to happen like every night except for weekends and now it rarely if ever occurs
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Lauren.
@LMac_1326Apr 23
Me outside of my moms room at 9pm to tell her I need a poster board for tomorrow:
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