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Christian Hedonist | Florida Supremacist | Southern Cosmopolitan | Side Splitters Regular | Classy Degenerate | Liberal Elitist | Blue Collar Scholar
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The Big Crunch Theory retweeted
If #3 is my son I’m disowning him
I just walked to my room with a glass bottle after losing money and I don't think that should be allowed. To be clear, I'm good - just gave back my small cash poker profits when I actually damn near doubled it - but I don't think other people understand bankroll management like I do
If self-checkout eliminated jobs, unemployment would be higher than 4%
SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS SELF-CHECKOUT WORKERS, BUT I'M DONE...
I just scanned $140 worth of my own groceries, bagged them myself, and weighed my own produce.
Then the machine asked if I wanted to donate $2 to "help end hunger."
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
You eliminated 4 cashier jobs to boost corporate profit margins, made me do all the manual labor for free, and then asked ME for a tax write-off donation?
If you're making customers do the work, give us a 10% employee discount at checkout.
THAT'S NOT A COMMUNITY INITIATIVE, THAT'S CORPORATE SUBSIDY.
Big dog owners will understand, sometimes you really need to check that mf and let em know wassup because they will lose all respect for you
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The Big Crunch Theory retweeted
If you are dumb enough to get scammed by an account pretending to be me with 18 followers that’s 100% on you
Gave that bear CTE
Have you ever seen a bison run a bear over?...
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This video of a bison charging a bear appears to be AI-generated, not authentic footage. Wildlife guide Bo Welden, falsely credited as the source, states it is not real and not his video.
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Growing up, my mom used to justify not tithing because she said she would volunteer and donate to charity.
I feel like that's what I'm doing when I buy drugs and trick on hoes
I would but she canceled our phone plan and the number she gave me is coming up disconnected
Only jackets I brought were suit jackets, so guess who's walking a mile in a full suit to play in a $55 buy in poker tournament
Only jackets I brought were suit jackets, so guess who's walking a mile in a full suit to play in a $55 buy in poker tournament
