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Oh look that thing that never happens is happening again! I seem to remember someone warning you about this…
NEW: Los Angeles County elections officials confirm in court filing that they have no way to verify U.S. citizenship for voters and they rely solely on a voter’s attestation when they check yes or no to being a U.S. citizen under penalty of perjury. This is part of ongoing lawsuit w/ Feds.
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We’ve got men running around with fake breasts, dressed as women, claiming TO BE A WOMAN, and schools are sending out warning emails about Halloween Costumes. No “stereotypes” or “mimicking/mocking” a group of people 🤔 Not to mention kids dressed as “Furries” daily. GTFOH.
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Libertarians have two options at this moment. One is on our side nationally 62% of the time the other is on our side 18% of the time. I’m gonna take the 62% and work towards upping that percentage. Saying both are the same is mathematically false. Yes, plenty of problems with the 38% of the time when Republicans don’t vote like Libertarians but giving national elections to the left over 38% is suicidal. Anyone advising different either does not understand simple mathematics, is not serious about maintaining or advancing liberty given current circumstances or is chasing clout in a social club.
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What mainstream coverage doesn't want to get into about the Six Flags death is that both recent high profile cases of a rider being insufficiently restrained and ejected from a vehicle involved riders who were morbidly obese and black. It will likely come out that the ride was mechanically sound but the restraints were not secured or could not in their position contain a heavy, flexible body when subjected to ride forces. I could find no cases in the past 15 years or so of a mechanical failure being the cause of a rider being thrown from a vehicle. One parallel trend that Steve Sailer has emphasized is how post 2020, traffic fatalities surged, particularly for blacks. This came after a steep drop in police enforcement of technical violations, speeding, and even reduced DUI arrests. The new social discomfort about being confrontational with blacks over non-violent crimes created a lawless environment and ultimately more deaths. For a low wage park employee, having to scrutinize a fat guest's restraints, or confront a guest to throw them off the ride, can be highly embarrassing or risk a confrontation. As we know, black people can be loud and indignant about being refused service, and it is considered socially unacceptable to call out a fat black person. Workers have to weight every confrontation with the possibility of becoming the subject of a viral video and fired for insensitivity. It is probably relevant that the only other recent case of a rider being thrown from a ride, in 2011, involved a double-amputee war veteran, who was allowed to ride despite the posted rules. This person can similarly be viewed as a protected class that one is expected to be deferential to, particularly around that time. So it's plausible that post 2020 America has difficulty enforcing safety rules in a uniform manner, unless we staff parks with hardened security guards who ruthlessly refuse service to guests who don't fit in a ride's safety parameters. Since this is unlikely to happen, it's possible we'll just lose certain types of public attraction for everyone.
Awful story out of Six Flags. Amusement parks are weird because we're entrusting our lives to the safety and maintenance standards of random low paid park employees. Carnivals are even worse in this regard. Not sure the risk-reward calculation really works out in our favor.
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🚨WARNING: LANGUAGE🚨 These people screaming, “F*** Donald Trump,” are voting early right now. If they gain power this November, they will raise your taxes, create sanctuaries for illegal aliens, & pass laws to censor you. Staying home this November isn’t an option for Republicans. We must vote.
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Dansby Swanson? More like Fansby Swansong, amirite? #cubs #mlb #playoffs
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Are there Cubs fans who were excited for this postseason? If so, what pitching staff were you counting on? Cubs were jinxed by pitching injuries all season to date - they have no chance.
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Dad wasn’t there to square up with teenagers. He dropped his 16-year-old off and was talking to the bus driver about his son getting smacked in the head over a slice of pizza the day before. That’s it. Then the 14-year-old who already put hands on that kid got off the bus and walked up on the father. Then they called another 16-year-old to the bus stop. Two of them closed the gap after the man put his hand up and told them to stay back. He didn’t chase anybody. He didn’t start it. They inserted themselves into a conversation with a bus driver. Everybody keeps saying “they’re just kids.” Teenagers beat adults unconscious, they stomp people and They kill people. Five kids, 13 to 15, beat a 45-year-old man to death in New York so they could post it. Teens beat a 60-year-old grocer to death in Australia when he tried to help somebody. A 16-year-old beat a man unconscious in Pittsburgh and walked because they charged him as a juvenile. This isn’t rare. It’s weekly. Those two at the bus stop weren’t 6. They were old enough to know “stay back” means stay back. The dad didn’t fire. Nobody got touched. He holstered, drove around the corner, and flagged a deputy. Sheriff said he was the victim and filed nothing. That’s how this is supposed to work. If you walk up on a man or woman after you already put hands on his son, you don’t get to hide behind “we’re just kids.” You’re old enough to get dropped.
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Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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Bonnie Blue can suck 1,000 guys off on camera and not a word from “progressives”. Only fans has countless young girls entering porn. Not a word from progressives Tons of fat and not very conventionally attractive people naked in woke adds for 5 year. Not a word from progressives Body positivity, body autonomy and protecting sex workers were all celebrated by progressives. Then, an attractive white women with big boobs they don’t like decided to make a sexy naked commercial and “progressives” lost their minds I guess I should be saying “thank you” because everyday “progressives” prove they are dishonest, hypocritical spoiled crybullies who project their misery onto everything they touch.
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Cru Jones, Jr. retweeted
DuckTales premiered 39 years ago today. I loved that show. Not for the gold. For the idea that adventure meant going somewhere wild with people you love. It was Indiana Jones for kids. Nobody's making the movie, so I made the trailer. Sound on. 🦆
🤖 Made with AI
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Sydney Sweeney uses her tits to promote sports and everybody loses their mind, but nobody says a word when Bill Belichick does it
With a 2-0 start for @UNCFootball paving the way for the ACC opener this coming Saturday, @JonesAngell and Head Coach Bill Belichick recap the ETSU win, talk about things that Coach is pleased with, and preview the matchup with Clemson 🏈 #GoHeels x @Bojangles
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“You guys see the one where the anvil falls on Daffy Duck? Haha, funny stuff!” “Funny? Funny how? Explain to me why that’s funny.” “It’s a cartoon man. It’s absurd.” “Oh, okay. So blunt force trauma is just funny. Bonking waterfowl on the head is funny. Noted.”
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Welcome to 2026, where feminists thinks Sydney Sweeney doing a sexy ad is setting women back, but Lindsay Clancy killing her three kids and crying postpartum psychosis isn’t.
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What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of white women? Strangle three kids?
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Sydney Sweeney is the funniest stress test feminism has ever encountered bc I was taught that tHE PaTriArChY reduces women to their bodies, denies them individual agency and imposes rules on female sexuality based on what everyone else thinks women ought to be. Meanwhile Sydney is independently wealthy, produces her own projects, owns businesses, chooses to monetize her own sexuality, gains power from doing it and appears completely uninterested in anyone’s permission. And somehow the feminist response is thousands of women materializing to explain that her body is AcksHuAllY a collective political resource and she has a responsibility to use it in ways they approve of bc otherwise she’s “setting women back 100 years” (fucking LOL) So congratulations ladies! You defeated the patriarchy by becoming an enormous decentralized committee of women policing another woman’s sexuality, scolding her for appealing to men and reminding her that her individual choices must remain subordinate to what is best for Women As A Class. Perhaps the funniest part is that the men supposedly enforcing this grand patriarchal system are mostly standing off to the side like “Sydney seems great, let her cook” while the Feminist Liberation Committee is furiously drafting new regulations for what she’s allowed to do with her own gigantic knockers. Incredible operation. You guys are fucking killing it. Extremely boss babe. Very liberation. No notes.
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Rep Ayanna Pressley on 9/11:
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If Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, and Elon Musk all agree that we have to slow down - and now - something serious clearly happened with a frontier AI model. Journalists should be digging in to this. We aren’t getting the whole story here.
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It’s not like he murdered his three children. Relax!
EXCLUSIVE: The holdout juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial had a history of domestic violence allegations, the NBC10 Boston Investigators have learned through court documents and interviews with family members. Read the full investigation here. on.nbcboston.com/FL2Wbjr
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Massachusetts law prohibits anyone “to engage in an act directed at a [juror] that seriously alarms or annoys such person” with a penalty of up to 10 years imprisonment. mass.gov/info-details/m…
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