@CrowsFault

Historian for hire / Big nerd Masshole burdened with delusions of wit All opinions belong to Dread Cthulhu

 Land of the Dunkins
Joined October 2011
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To anyone following me expecting some brilliant mind on history or civic activism... yeah, no. You're getting a nerdy dork who likes cats.
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Just hopping on here to introduce a new little buddy: This is Milo. He likes running around at full speed, cuddles, fighting my computer screen, and trying to kill my feet. He is the best void.
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I'm not really on Twitter much for reasons that amount to my own sanity and not wanting to be part of a certain someone's glee club, but I poke in now and again. Because apparently I said something nice once and that helps some folks out, and that makes me happy.
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Presenting the ARR 10th Anniversary Sweepstakes! ✨ sqex.to/kEP90 🔔 Follow @‌FF_XIV_EN 🔁 RT this tweet 📝 Reply with in-game name, home world, and #FFXIV10thSweepstakes For full terms and conditions, please see the official rules at sqex.to/oEwLY
Banner reads Final Fantasy 14 official twitter, A Realm Reborn 10th anniversary Sweepstakes. 2,800 winners. Enter to win an Original Fat Chocobo Mount. In the background a screenshot of an Lalafell is riding the Original Fat chocobo mount: a very large and white feathered chocobo wearing a saddle and crown that is red and gold. In the bottom right hand corner is a 10th anniversary logo for Final Fantasy 14.

ALT Banner reads Final Fantasy 14 official twitter, A Realm Reborn 10th anniversary Sweepstakes. 2,800 winners. Enter to win an Original Fat Chocobo Mount. In the background a screenshot of an Lalafell is riding the Original Fat chocobo mount: a very large and white feathered chocobo wearing a saddle and crown that is red and gold. In the bottom right hand corner is a 10th anniversary logo for Final Fantasy 14.

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A while back, I made an image of a pnoll. Well, now I’ve made it a playable ancestry for #Pathfinder2E! All sales of this product will go to charity. You can get it on itch or DTRPG. #pnoll Please share! loganbonner.itch.io/pnoll drivethrurpg.com/product/324…
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No man can kill me.
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Your ancestors hunted mammoths with a spear, you can walk past a goose on the sidewalk.
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Denny's exists to feed theater-kids post-show and for people who want to go to Waffle House but don't know how to fight.
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Matthew retweeted
Paizo@paizo1 Mar 2023
There have been many questions about the future of AI art and text within the TTRPG industry. The short answer is: Paizo stands with artists and writers.
Heroes battle an AI entity

ALT Heroes battle an AI entity

Paizo and Artificial Intelligence

ALT Paizo and Artificial Intelligence

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Even as a historian it is sometimes difficult for me to imagine the distant past. I mean, before the invention of big trucks, locomotives, and airplanes what was there for small boys to obsess over?
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Happy first birthday, Woubble! He changed my life and so did all of you. 💚
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Manticorgi, The one and only !
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Fall of the Berlin Wall and the coup against Gorbachev. I grew up in DC. I was too young to really understand, but that my father was scared stuck with me. My father dived with sharks and barracuda and -this- frightened him. A sobering thing to a little boy.
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Woubble made his first cosplay! He made the wig and vest all by himself from things he found in his dungeon. He’s hoping @matthewmercer can sign this funny book he found.
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Trying to pick a mount for my dinosaur riding asteroid-hating kobold paladin in #Pathfinder2e #ttrpg
4%Tyrannosaurus rex
25%Deinonychus
42%Triceratops
29%Ankylosaurus
24 votes • Final results
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Trying to pick a mount for my dinosaur riding asteroid-hating kobold paladin in #Pathfinder2e #ttrpg
4%Tyrannosaurus rex
25%Deinonychus
42%Triceratops
29%Ankylosaurus
24 votes • Final results
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c0nc0rdance@c0nc0rdance23 Feb 2023
In 2018, "Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma when jumping from aircraft: randomized controlled trial" was published in the British Medical Journal. It sought to determine if wearing a parachute when jumping from a plane had any impact on survivability. It did not.
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Sneering Sludge Fish - Small monstrosity, any chaotic alignment @MrKrane made an absolutely amazing map and I had the honor to create a creature for it! Be sure to head over and check the map out - I'll link it in the comments!<3
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A Squizard.
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