Melee Messiah.

Joined July 2018
life is hard but tiddy soft
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Crowos retweeted
ᴀ ꜱʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴏᴄᴋ. #venator #deadlock
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Pick your Seat Via/Happy_Lizard
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The love of my life is in deadlock standard queue I just know it
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Deadlock is a fantastic game but it suffers from the same shit that's been turning me off most pvp multi-player games nowadays with having to be stuck with people who apparently have never used any critical thinking in their lives
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The skill of the general player in this hobby and their desire to get better fucking PLUMMETED after covid bc no one wants to actually listen and get better anymore so they ruin the game for the rest of the team and when u call it out ur seen as an asshole or toxic
The matchmaking really is demotivating with deadlock bc I'm trying to learn more shit and get better to eventually be confident enough to play ranked but all of that is impossible when in 90% of my matches I have 1-3 Neanderthals on my team not contributing and going 2-18
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This will sound insane but let me land here. I say covid bc with everyone being locked inside it invited some of the dumbest human beings into this hobby the exact same way that when trump was elected in 2016 the world got SIGNIFICANTLY dumber bc all the idiots came crawling out
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The matchmaking really is demotivating with deadlock bc I'm trying to learn more shit and get better to eventually be confident enough to play ranked but all of that is impossible when in 90% of my matches I have 1-3 Neanderthals on my team not contributing and going 2-18
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i made a small creature
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kill me
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all 5 of the new heroes suck the fun out of matches so much its actually insufferable i cant wait for nurse harrow to be insanely broken too!
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unfortunately there IS some sauce to this hero yes I'm a bad person idc YES the 2B mod is necessary
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this ability is such bullshit 😭
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trying out healthy coping methods such as drinking and jacking off and killing myself
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yamato players are bitch ass motherfuckers pinhead bitch cant even lay down properly bc their long ass head hits the headboard stupid traffic cone bum
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i’m trying to be a nicer person but “are you fucking retarded???” rolls off my tongue too smoothly
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bitched a danny, sinclair and solomon all in less than 45s in 2 different lanes and my team somehow loses a 3v5 fight im in tears
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vsing this hero is akin to vsing prime mauga bc literally every part of him is INCREDIBLY overtuned its genuinely laughable, he doesnt die, bomb pumps out insane dmg and zoning for free, and his ult erases the concept of fighting for objectives for the side opposing him. kill him
rat king is a psyop to see who will kill themselves faster when playing against him
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rat king is a psyop to see who will kill themselves faster when playing against him
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I need to FUCK Violet
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