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KipTheCowboyTurtleBear

@Crowelly101

Discovering new ways to eat melted cheese. I have tweets https://xitter.cf/t.co/R83pZRxN54

 Northeast Texas
Joined September 2016
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Gonna start replying with “hell yeah brother” every time I see someone doing cool shit with their life
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterNov 3
No one at the interfaith banquet is impressed by my Interpretive Dance for Unity campaign
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Wearing pants that are a little tight and them suddenly fitting perfectly after unbuttoning them is a bit harsh.
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Skurt Vonnegut@ThisLocalHaterNov 7
The vet just referred my cat to an exorcist
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staid@staidindoorsNov 4
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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I got to listen to this in a hammock while the sun came up in the mountains, I’ve got it pretty good.
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The Last Unicorn YouKnow@Scorpio1080Nov 6
Someone still remembers something kind you did years ago.
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrellNov 6
i suck at sexting cause i’ll be like “ditto”
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrell29 Aug 2021
Anxiety is cool cause it lets you experience seventeen heartbeats at once.
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Being kind in a world of hatred is an act of rebellion. Do it every goddamn day.
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𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 (@LucifersTweetz) profile picture
𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗
@LucifersTweetzNov 5
Stop testing things on animals; test them on rapists like Russell Brand. If he says no, he didn’t really mean it anyway.
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Sister Hazel was one of the very best bands for a kid in junior high going through his first ever so serious break up.
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I should buy a boat. [Checks bank account) I should buy a skateboard.
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National Park Service
@NatlParkServiceNov 5
Never approach wildlife. You don't know what it's been through, and it doesn't know what you've been through. Neither of you needs this.
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pete griffin@PeteGGriffinNov 6
what russell brand thought was going to happen – at Cedarville, OH
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The Last Unicorn YouKnow@Scorpio1080Nov 5
You made a stranger's day by just being you.
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Annie Hatfield
@AnneHatfieldVO7 Jan 2020
I just want a decent office chair that won't tip over when I'm set upon by achievement.
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Don Hughes@getfiscalNov 5
noah: two of every animal? what do i look like, a zookeeper? god:
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all jokes aside a lot of people need to die
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Top of the morning and what not, hope everyone has a great day.
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adriana@amore3210Nov 5
hoodie? babe im taking your car.
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First we haul the cows, then we haul the food.
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