Slow cooked cheddar pork

Add one SCOTUS, four cups of water, allow to sit at highest heat setting until Crock Pot is engulfed in flames.

I hope in the next season of Obi-Wan they explain why everyone can suddenly afford more light fixtures and everything isnt so dark all the time.

Didn't Jesus say some shit about loving everyone or is that a little too gay for people like John here?

Sad I can't be at Apefest this year as I'm too busy shoveling my cash into a coal furnace like I'm steamboat willie.

Day two of Twitter support holding my account hostage. @TwitterSupport RELEASE ME FROM MY PRISON YOU FOOLS.

Damn dude Studio Gaga giving Puck that CAKE.

Yes to all this except the olives, wtf.

God damnit, Twitter requiring a phone number to unlock my account but I can't use my new number because it's tied to some rando account. This just roasts my bisque, man. My bisque is roasted rn.

Dangit, main acct got the 12 hour suspendo. Taking opportunity to max out my follow requests for the day. Letting it simmer with carrots, tatoes, and a hearty beef broth on low.