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God of Crocodiles and Water, creator of the Nile River. this is a parody account written by croc Mun

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Joined April 2021
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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((Ok, yeah, I’m going to BlueSky I’ll have my @ available in DMs
X has limited Grok’s AI image generation tool to paid subscribers following backlash over it allowing people to generate sexualised deepfakes.
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((I’m gonna take a break for a few days I think. Because I keep seeing murder on my timeline. I can’t just get on this app and ignore it, especially knowing how everything is going. Fuck ICE. If you want to talk, I’ll be in DMs, and my discord is available on request
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β€œWhat the fuck man?! Give me heads up at least before you attack. And finish the other me!” She was just gonna ignore the cheek bite for now
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She tried to dodge but the chomp landed in her head, immediately making her rush for whatever liquid she could to heal the damage
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β€œWhere is Bruno Ares? We already have Bruno Mars.”
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β€œ..Alright, weirdo.” She’s just gonna get out the puddle and watch. It can’t be that bad.
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She keeps appearing like a lamb to the slaughter like this is ever gonna stop.
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β€œIf you need more food, I’ll be nearby, just warn me next time. Those claws hurt like hell.” She hopes this will save some people from getting eaten. She’s totally wrong though.
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She luckily lost consciousness from the blood loss, but once her body was gone, she popped back up from the pool of blood like it’s a hatch on a tank β€œDEAR GOD YOUR CLAWS ARE SHARP!”
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β€œAAAAH FUCK! FUCK THAT HURTS! SOM OF A BITCH!” At least she’s gonna have the puddle to teleport here later, but it still hurts
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β€œYep. I’ll be food for a while, and you just stop eating others. Sounds good?” She’s sprinkling ranch on her arm.
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β€œYes, a deal You hunt humans for food, correct? It’s your main source of food? I’m effectively immortal, and as long as reptiles as a concept still exist, I’ll keep coming back in human bodies So, I’ll offer to be eaten if you stop going after randos. Does that sound good?”
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((Everyone needs to play this game at least once in their life and I’m not joking
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β€œYou know, that works. In that case, wanna make a deal?” Well, at least she might be able to stop some deaths in the future if she can keep feeding this thing.
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β€œβ€¦You gonna say anything else? Or are you just hungry?” She began to cook what she kept, just watching the beast chomp away.
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β€œHuh. That’s more of a title than a name, but I guess it works. How did you get a human form out of curiosity?” She began to rip off more meat, seperating what she could use and what she would offer up
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β€œCrocodile specifically.” She began to cook the portion as they stood around the fire β€œCall me Sobek. It’s nice to finally meet someone like me.”
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β€œβ€¦Ah, a scaly friend. In that case, once I get the main meat off, it’s yours.” She begins to flay off the meat with claws, a partially transformed hand allowing her to rip it off and chuck the liver over to the beast.
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