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Four-bar flows & prose repping @CrittersCult. Penned by @blasfermilurks and other distinguished lyricists.

Joined December 2022
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𝔐𝔯. π”“π”¦π”¨π”ž / @Mo____Betta Thunderclap cheeks, super smash peeps, that's light work / ey I ain't even reached my peak / I set a course to catch em all, I cut thru the Smaug / I'm no Hog Lechonk, but I squirreled away conviction / now my life a fan fiction, you sleep with the fishes / I fish where the catch at, brim low on the Ash cap / The plan of attack is all heart, and so the wisdom I impart / is play yo card, Pika, play yo card β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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Ok which one of you lil bastards snuck cough syrup into the @CrittersCult kool-aid? Let's see who's screwin' around in the club: 1. @DOHMA_ONE (Critter Shoe) 2. @Supercapes513 (The Fake) 3. @Cryptohalo1 (Mr. Kill) 4. @RosesRBlood (Critter Olan) 5. @adomhartell (Critter Covi)
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ℭ𝔬𝔳𝔦 / @adomhartell β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱 🧡
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Thoughts & prayers, y'all can keep it, Critters only prey on weakness / Covi get freakish, slap that ass like I'mΒ tryina place at the Preakness / masked up from the ass up, only playin' Reverend on weekends / better tuck yo' relics it's tithing season when me & my bredren creepin
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𝔗π”₯𝔒 𝔗𝔦π”ͺ𝔒 / @Czev_TV The boundless bubo bears witness to infinite sickness / still omnipresent but impotent, what's the significance / ifΒ Fate and Fall are stalemated, in perpetuity / the fruit of a golden parachute is ambiguity β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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𝔗π”₯𝔒 𝔓𝔬𝔒𝔱 / @honeycalls_ β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱 🧡
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Poet tip toein' on infinite timelines, what came first, the vineyard or the wine / Still by design we taste grapes of wrath in due time / proclaim the mystery of faith: big reveal is the cog in a machine / ghost of a love supreme, who can say what's reel until end scene?
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π”Šπ”¬π”­π”ž / @7LayerMagik The pendulum swingin' hands til its appendages numb / unsettling suns riddle the compendium, I just watch / perched up high on the mountaintop / this overclocked merchant purchasing stock in every shoe that may drop β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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𝔄𝔀𝔬𝔀 / @binnieskell Speak my name five times in the mirror / find out it was never God you shoulda been in fear of / well-versed in the perverse, a sacred schism / for if impure, my only cure is reverse exorcism β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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π”‡π”’π”Ÿπ”± / @FluffCatto Let me regale you with a slew of impaled memorabilia / the Count's high-stakes keepsakes of necrophilia / entranced by the feather to summon your night terror / your skin suit on you or on me - who wore it better? β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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𝔐𝔯. π”Šπ”¦π”·π”ͺ / @GizmObi1 arright arright crits, break up the scuffle / Obi wan harmony, but he will dust off the muzzle / or the ban hammer, you can call him constable Gizmo / all things in moderation so check your machismo β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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π”“π”’π”žπ”² / @SolamiMamis Corral the constituents, deploy the daily dose of barbiturates / how lit critters get, when quick to forget / the sweet sense of impermanence, stifling air dense under the firmament / dancehall echoes with ancestral subservience β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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𝔖π”₯𝔬𝔒 / @DOHMA_ONE In spite of skirmishes, my relic guides this exposΓ© / a journalist's summer head lookin' fly like JFK / the CultΒ tryinaΒ tag my toe before I get to the root / of how those three piggies got snatched up out they birthday suits β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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π”’π”©π”žπ”« / @RosesRBlood Notice me sanpai, envisage with your third eye this clear palette / a vitrum with no apparatus for malice / patient to be fulfilled like a chalice / knowing a glass house is just a stone's throw from brokedown palace β„‘'π”ͺ 𝔦𝔫 π”ž ℭ𝔲𝔩𝔱
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