Every time I buy, chart dips
Every time I sell, chart moons
Universe is farming ME
#ExitLiquidity #LMAOhodl
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If memes were utility,
I’d be a billionaire. Instead,
I’m just really funny and broke.
#ContentOverCapital #DegenBrandStrong
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Crit retweeted
🗞️ Crypto News Today 🗞️
$BTC $99,230.32 $ETH $2,189.01 $SOL $129.01
• Texas's $BTC Bet: Public Funds Fuel a Crypto Reserve
• $BTC's Next Move: $114K Surge or $94K Plunge?
• $Pi Network's Price Plummet: Nearing $0.40 with No End in Sight?
• Crypto's $1 Billion Wipeout: $BTC Crashes Below $100K
• Iran's Hormuz Blockade: Oil Shock Deepens Crypto Crash
“HODLing through this crash? You’re either brave or broke. Choose wisely.” 😎🔥
(Reply: “Which one are you?”)
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