Cady H

My new years resolution is to play through all of my records since now I have a good setup. Maybe I'll finish this thread this time.

I'm really letting my little rat brain run wild today. Go hang out in the trash cutie. Be warm from the snow. Don't get caught in the concrete rat imprint. xx – at Chicago, IL

It's important to remember that everything can indeed be worse until it is the worst. – at Chicago, IL

It's a sad girl summer baby. We are out here, we are sad, we are not having a good time, we are doing it anyway. – at Cry, France

The only good part of yesterday's emergency vet stay was my new friend Donna who continuously checks in for status updates on Pippin. Donna is pretty cool and very sweet and offered me a ride if I needed it.

Not my pants not my problem

The man next to me is explaining to the woman next to him that 'cap' means that someone is lying. "You're being real suss right now, I think you're cappin' me"

An oft over looked perk of working from home is you can have a little cry at your desk and no one is there to ask you if you're ok. 🥲

I've made a terrible mistake and am splotchy in public to a concerning degree. This poor bartender asked me if I have any allergies and is now like are you ok? How are you doing?

Reactions to casually sexist comments are funny once they realize someone with a feminine name is on the call. "Explain it to me how you'd explain it to your wife... Not that your wife isn't smart. That might not be a good analogy... Explain it like you'd explain it to a child"

I spelled girl today and then googled to make sure I spelled it right. It looks insane by itself. Girl girl Girl

I'd really appreciate if shit stopped popping off at work today.

The taping of the tatas is terrible. Why do we need to do these things?

My semi annual reminder of how much I love my friends. ♥️♥️

Two fedoras at a three person table is simply too many fedoras.

False, the most authentic dating show is Too Hot to Handle. It is also, strangely, the most wholesome. I will be accepting questions at this time. buzzfeednews.com/article/ley…

Lol why is San Diego the same temperature as Chicago right now??

Sometimes I think about how in 2016, my team was talking about the presidential race in the office. It turned to Hilary Clinton, and my supervisor asked very loudly, and very seriously, "Why can't we have a woman president and she also be sexy???"