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Cris

@CrisMtzgr

What comes around, goes around.

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Joined November 2017
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Hey girls with stretch marks, cellulite, skin problems, dark circles, extra skin, body hair, etc You're all normal & perfect angels don't let boys make you feel any different
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"You're never going to find another girl like me." Are you kidding me? There's 3.5 billion females on this planet, who the fuck are you? Calm your weave.
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Such a tough life for these two.
Image from Linda (@turtledumplin)
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You’re like a hot hit of dopamine
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I'm having a very difficult time lately not replying with complete sarcasm when people say some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard slip past their lips.
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Eat her out and make her coffee because that's a Good Morning
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“Mine” is full sentence, now make it so
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So cats can be fat and hairy and sleep all day but when I do it I’m “a useless member of society” Fuckin alright then.
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tired - doing something excellent with my life and being well-regarded for it wired - standing in awe as I watch Jesus do an actual miracle in someone’s life, and sob uncontrollably
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Good Morning!!! I like my women like I like my coffee: ready to go on the kitchen counter
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I like you, like you.
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Good morning!!! If anybody finds my dick in their dms please send it back. I've really got to take a piss
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Stop being naked on the internet, you're scaring the dogs.
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There’s just too much ass on my TL
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* for entertainment purposes only
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Good Morning!!! Cris is back.. The voices in my head talk mad shit about me like I'm not even here
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Girls think they’re cool but they can’t helicopter their dick like guys can so..
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When a person ıs guilty..They get mad ..Big mad
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Nebraska dropped a state slogan in 2019 that was “honestly, it’s not for everyone” and I felt that to my core
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If they make feel like the only woman they see, good for you you’re lucky remember that
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