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Absurdly disabled, manic-depressive, grumpy human disaster. Available for parties.

Limbo, Maryland
Joined November 2009
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My son dodged more genetic bullets than Neo in the jizz matrix
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This new ‘Dune’ will at least be made by talented people. buff.ly/2L0T0mN
I haven't been on the beach since I was less than 10 years old. I'll be 39 in October, I wish I had one of these.
This man waited his whole life to see the ocean. Now, thanks to a special wheelchair and the generosity of his friends, his dream came true. cnn.it/2uPgQbe
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I think I'm having a very extended nervous breakdown.
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I think I might start trying to get into Clone Hero
Hey #VideoGames twitter, I'm in the mood for more excellent #Metroidvania type games after loving Hollow Knight. Any suggestions? Preferably games with swords and magic rather than sci-fi and cyber-tech bullshit. I like fantasy more than I like hard sci-fi.
I need this "baby sees/hears mommy/daddy for the first time" genre to be a channel on youtube. It makes me cry every time and it's easier to be a live for a little while after watching them. xitter.cf/AlderHey/status/102141…
Baby Alex was born with Bilateral Moderate Sensorineural hearing loss, making him almost deaf 😢 This is the amazing moment he is fitted with his new hearing aids and hears his mummy’s voice clearly for the first time 😍 #amazing #toocute #audiology #technology #ilovealderhey
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The world needs to stop giving 4chan power to do anything in the meatspace. Keep those fuckers online like they've been for the last 10+ years. ESPECIALLY since they've morphed into deranged unironic Nazis who just want to make everyone as miserable as they are inside.
Yo @heybradwhatsup I still love you like an internet Uncle and look forward to them baby social media updates even if you deleted my whole ass off everything
The GREATEST artist of the 1980's...??? (RT when voted)
12%The Cure
50%Michael Jackson
23%Prince
15%The Smiths
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Brian Sweet retweeted
. 👨🏻 <) )╯Hi, I’m the guy who / \ \ , ( (> Can suck his head in his neck / \ , <) )> And shit it out of his butt 👨🏻/ \ , <) )> 👨🏻/ \ , <) )> Existence is meaningless 👨🏻/ \
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How is every design change these app people come up with total garbage? I have huge hands, Twitter, that new bottom nav bar is gonna get absolutely molested unintentionally.
Playing #Absolver for the first time. My first encounter with a practice dummy during the tutorial, my character got stuck on the world geometry in front of the dummy and took damage until he died. Off to a great start, fellas!
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Official list of the top 5 greatest animes of all time: 1.) Spirited Away 2.) Some other Miyazaki thing 3.) Pikachu 4.) Everybody Loves Raymond 5.) The Beatles
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If you die during bar trivia, those casual friends will have no idea what to etch on your headstone other than your stupid ass wacky team name.
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I’ll never be able to look at Tromeo and Juliet the same way again.
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Giant Bomb is 10 years old today! It was @jeffgerstmann, @VinnyCaravella and so many more from that GameSpot generation who showed me that covering games was something I could aspire to. Giant Bomb will always have a massive piece of my heart. giantbomb.com/10-years
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