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With great power comes great responsibility, and all that jazz {21+ writer} {Triggering topics ahead} #BubblyGumDrop

Joined January 2018
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𝕀 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟! 𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕞𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟!
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...... "Tha's fair-"
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"He doesn't trust me." :(
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"Wait no-"
"Applications for a new bestie are now open."
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// Jokes on you, Jackie's body is /already/ disintegrating
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"If I make it that long."
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"See, can't even argue with that."
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"Probably what my bones would soundlike if I weren't....ya know. Me."
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"What the /fuck/, guys?!"
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"What the fuck-"
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"Nevermind, I get what he meant now-"
???? "How would that even be /my/ fault??!!"
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???? "How would that even be /my/ fault??!!"
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"The It's time Mariah Carrie meme is Marvin, but for Halloween."
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A zmall frown as he looks at himself in the mirror, shirt lifted fully up so he can stare at his chest. Honestly, he can't even tell if it's getting worse or not.
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// The farmhouse thing is funny cause it's just "Sometimes life is just you, your bestie, and your bestie's weird American boyfriend."
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Staring. "Yer losin' me."
" Beats me ! Didn't think you could get tinier ! "
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"How the /fuck/ 'm I sellin myself short??!"
" You're still selling yourself short , which . . . " Looks him over with a shrug. " Should also be statistically unachievable . "
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An eyeroll. "Ha ha, /real/ funny. Not bein' humble, just statin' facts."
" You've surprised me before , wouldn't put it past you to do it again . " Eyebrow raise, followed by a shit-eating grin. " Don't be humble , my dear , you're a very capable man . "
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??? "Who the hell /tries/ to get one?!" Another huff, arms crossing over his chest now. " 'sides, don't even think I /can/."
" Oh so you were aiming for a concussion , were you ? " Turns the board away, erases something, and turns it back with it now showing 3/10.
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